Well that's the LAST TIME I ever open a NSFW gif without reading the post. If I were a mod, your tranny gay love ass would be BANNED!
Normally I'd be all on the ban wagon (do you see what I did there?), but if you opened that one, it's pretty much your fault. Besides, I would much rather watch hours of gay porn over the stuff CJ posts.
You know how sometimes you get enthusiastic about the weekend and start drinking too early, then you pass out too early and get upset at yourself for being a moron the next day? Well I started drinking two hours ago and I'm already upset with myself for the inevitable early bedtime.
The guy sitting next to me in the airport terminal has been laughing at the book he's been reading on his Kindle. When I walked by, I caught a glimpse at the books name: The Shining. WTF?
Lea T sorta illustrates a funny phenomenon of adversity -- it's a huge impediment, until it isn't. Like white rappers, or black hockey players, or asian carpenters, trans/genderqueer models face all sorts of shit until they make it a little bit. Then all of a sudden they get that jet pack boost of cis/white/male/straight mainstream etc. tripping over themselves to be part of a progressive movement.
Back from an awesome week long beach vacation and somehow have caught a fucking cold. I mean I am glad that I didn't have it on vacation, but nothing worse then getting back into the work thing after time off and being sick. And I am not going to see this again for probably at least a year. And I am supposed to go to a party tonight and want to curl up on the couch with the dogs and a glass of malbec and a movie. Whine whine whine. So.....what did I miss?
Hahaha I got red dotted because someone got scared that I tricked them into being attracted to a guy.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and I get a boner because it's a duck, then I'm just going to go ahead and assume it's a duck, even if in real life it's a walrus.
To me, trannies (preop I guess I should say) are kinda like mermaids. Everything from the waist up is cool, but everything below the waist is mindboggling. Which leads me to wonder if trannies, much like mermaids, can also grant wishes. I wouldn't mind asking a magical tranny for a working lightsaber, Monica Bellucci's hand in marriage, or getting to be best friends with Neil Peart, Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson. On a non transexual note, very excited that QI is back for another season. It's probably worthless to everyone else. To me, it's worth a mountain of Shimmered's butts. Spoiler Spoiler Brian Blessed is supposed to be on a future episode this season hopefully he does his Prince Vultan at some point. "Impetuous boy!" "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"
Oh. I only thought that was because they knew I was about to kill them. They were usually in high spirits until then.
Widmer Brothers Drifter Pale Ale makes me happy, an undisciplined defense, penalty flags and putting my dog down on Monday makes me sad.