Tomorrow is September 11. The boobie thread has not been updated since the middle of August. Come on, ladies. Where is your patriotism? Post your tits for America!
Michigan's secondary has literally driven me to drink. I can't remember the last time I saw a game so full of that-shouldn't-have-happened completions. I'll take the win, I suppose. Go Blue.
Apparently they didn't realize that when receivers start running, you have to cover them. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear the secondary was from Michigan State. Holy Crap!!
Dear Notre Dame, Hahaha fucking hah. Suck it. Denard Robinson, 80 yards in 28 seconds. Wow, just wow.
I groaned. I just signed up for a dating site called LavaLife. It's completely free... except if you want to send messages. Fuck. Should I do it?
Do match, plenty of fish or okc. Just don't politely ask strange women to fuck you in the ass, they don't like that.
Sites that require a monthly/yearly fee have a strong financial incentive to keep you using the site (or, in slightly less Madden-esque terms, 'to keep you single'). If you're got the cash to burn, and you've already checked out the dating pools at the free sites, then go for it.
Only sign up if your user photo can be you dressed up like the Terminator. The only text in your profile should read, "Come with me if you want to love." Since you refuse to spend your money like a normal person on flesh eating cocaine and prostitutes with one leg, might as well spend your money on something equally as constructive.
...yeah, I know. I really like OKC, but I've found no one local. POF makes me want to cry and I've never tried match.
Yeah, but all it takes is one or six complaints and the site will shut down your account without telling you. It happened to my friend, he said, looking around anxiously.
I'm being a good Samaritan tomorrow and doing community service as my way of paying respects to 9/11. I genuinely enjoy volunteering - as long as it doesn't involve me living with a crazy person in the Costa Rican wilderness and getting attacked by a dog, or working ten hour days without a break and not being allowed to leave my desk even if it's to do work I've been assigned because that needs to be done on my own time - but hot damn, why do they always make you get up so early? Then I'm going up to Harlem to see some jazz and eat some chicken. It's going to be a weird day.
D'ya know, I never ever once even thought about getting drunk on wine of any sort before I moved here? But there's 215 goddamn wineries within 15 miles of my house, how could I not get into it? My best friend here pours wine for her money. I'm suddenly a member of two different wine clubs. When do I get my brown paper bag and sleeping bag for the sidewalk? I'm a god damned wino now.