WOOO VACATION DRNK THREAD WOO! 9/9/11

Currently, during our workout, we're discussing how easy fucking is...guys were saying it's not.
My contention is that it's easy to fuck and jackhammer someone, and yeah that's fun, but it's WAY better to enjoy another person. The feel of their skin against yours and their smell in your nose as you're up against them. It doesn't even really have to be an emotional thing, just a real enjoyment of the merging of two bodies.

They're looking at me like I'm crazy.

 

There are cute boys in the cottage next door. And they have a cute dog that clearly wants to cuddle with me tonight.

 

What you're describing is not fucking. It's making love. They're both easy and fun.

 

Mmm. I don't think so...I just like enjoying the person.
Making love is such an icky phrase.

 

It's a friggin' beautiful day outside. Think I'll ditch out of work early and drink martinis on the deck.

Edit: After watching some of that video, I feel it is confession time. I love a man with a hairy chest. Ladies - are you with me?

 

I opened all three doors at the gym and yeah. It's fucking gorgeous. Thanks for this week, deity of your choice. It's been amazing.


edit for Angel:
Yes, I want my man to look and feel like a man. Trim up the goods so I can put my face there, but otherwise, rahhhh. man.

 

100 pounds of pork would be all it would take? Don't tease ME.

 

After living under Satan's scrotum for the past three months, a week of under 90* weather is AMAZING.

We need rain though, the whole fucking state is burning.

 

I think you meant to spell it "Chrysler," and you forgot the "e" at the end of "Concorde."

 

With the wildfires out in Bastrop, I was able to clearly look at the sun as if it were a sunset and it was 11am. The world smells like a fireplace. And they call THAT bad air quality. They just can't appreciate pleasant aromas.

 

PK isn't doing too well either with how much ground has burned there. The fires are really killing my breathing. I'm not in a state to do any conditioning work outside, and I fully expect at least one wheezing attack today.


edit:
And thank God for the men and women out there fighting those monsters. They're incredible, and brave, and I hope they all come home.

 

As tasteless as my last comment was, over 1300 homes have burned. Its amazing they actually got it under control.

 

Within the hour I will hit the road and brave the highways of Iowa as I drive to my girlfriend's place in Lincoln. It's going to be exhilarating. I hope Ballsack hasn't used up all the drugs already.

I'm going to a Huskers game tomorrow. Enough said. I'm still used to witnessing awful Minnesota games so it's a nice change to see what good college football is. Just watching the rabid Nebraska fans is fun.

 

RED OUT AROUND THE WORLD!

 

I used to call shenanigans when I heard stories about a town with 80,000 people that would DOUBLE in size on gameday...and then I saw it for myself firsthand. It's like nothing else.

 

Penn State and the city State College become the third largest city in Pennsylvania on any good Fall Gameday.

 

Somewhere, Frylock is shaking in fear and masturbating to the Q3 issue of WINcest magazine.

 

Ann Arbor just about doubles its population on game day too. I will be tailgating tomorrow. Unfortunately I haven't had tickets since I was a student. Or fortunately, since I get to drink and stay dry.