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WOOO VACATION DRNK THREAD WOO! 9/9/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 9, 2011.

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  1. TX.

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    The Mad Pooper

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    Shit starts flying when we're cleaning out fascia and one of my partners had a dollop of shit fly into his mouth. Poor guy.
     
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    I give a good one, but the happy ending is a little extra.
     
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    Gross.
     
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    I think I had a dream about Pimptress
     
    #104 hotwheelz, Sep 9, 2011
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    Let's get this thread back on track:







    See what I did there? Back "on track". I kill me.
     

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    I like my naked girls like I like my drinks:

    On the rocks:

     

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    Anyone out there own a red dress? Just, uhh, curious:

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    Oh and:


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    #107 CharlesJohnson, Sep 9, 2011
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    Full moon tonight. I'm getting ready to turn into a Werewolf and surf the roof of my wife's minivan.
     
    #108 BadBrains, Sep 9, 2011
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    I swear Dr Pepper and red wine isn't half bad.
     
    #109 hooker, Sep 9, 2011
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    ...don't knock eggnog spiked with mouthwash 'till you tried it.
     
    #110 Crown Royal, Sep 9, 2011
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    I sharted in my parents hot tub. Do I tell them?
     
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    you dreamt you had strong hands?
     
    #112 PIMPTRESS, Sep 9, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I met my future cat tonight. I'm so excited!

    Also, get this: As we approached my new place a couple weeks ago when my dad was helping me move my stuff, all of a sudden he goes, "Holy shit! This was the neighborhood I was born in!" All he could remember was the street because they moved to Flushing when he was around 8, and it's two streets South of mine. Today, I finally remembered to write my aunt, who's seven years older than him, to ask if she remembers the address of that first apartment, and it's one block West of mine. So out of all the places I looked, I ended up three blocks from the first apartment my grandparents had together, where my aunt and dad were born. How crazy is that? I got the chills. Next week I'm making my grandma's chicken soup and blintzes in honor.
     
    #113 audreymonroe, Sep 9, 2011
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    Just call me Topher

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    Rose Byrne is hot.

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    Something like that...
     
    #115 hotwheelz, Sep 9, 2011
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    I think thigh-high socks are my kyptonite. My inbox is waiting.


     

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    Now, I'm more of an ass guy, so these go out to those who like boobs.

     

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    Either way, I'm sure we could work something out.
     
    #118 hotwheelz, Sep 9, 2011
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    My first thought upon seeing something like that is "I wonder what her ass looks like".

    I dated a girl with big boobs once. Every time she laid down, they disappeared into her armpits. What is sexy about that?
     
    #119 BadBrains, Sep 9, 2011
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    No. No. No......Oh, No....I....what?....not sure.....tongue....long...clown...daddy?....911.....scared....send help.

    EDIT: Sorry, I just can't look at the clown thing more than once. It had to go.
     
    #120 Noland, Sep 9, 2011
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