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WOOO VACATION DRNK THREAD WOO! 9/9/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 9, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    HUZZAH! Magic tits are so confusing to me.

    Ate breakfast at a little niche bakery this morning...great place...LOVE the manager. Sun felt good on my shoulders, so I took my shirt off. The women at the table next to me ceased all conversation for a solid three minutes. Lame. Fuck y'all. Sunshine on my shoulders is amazing.
    Also, hooray for haircuts. That shit was annoying.

    p.s. I've been drinking, I have a somewhat date, and my Rangers are looking good. Fuck it. Why not.

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    What the fuck is that clown doing and why did you quote it? Jesus.
     
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  2. Racer-X

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    I feel like we've had this debate before, about a million times. What it boils down to is nature versus work. You can work for a nice ass but a nice, natural rack is a hereditary gift. This probably makes a nice ass more American. Personally, I can appreciate both.
     
    #122 Racer-X, Sep 9, 2011
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    Now THIS is something I can press my face into:
     

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  4. Croftie

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    I came in from the bar celebrating my friend FINALLY getting a job and watched the end of the FIU game. Low and behold it wasn't the last game of the night. Arizona State and Missouri are now on. I LOVE football season!

    Also, moderately drunk from 5 drinks at the bar. Drink more or be responsible, TIB? I've got shit to do in the morning...
     
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  5. shimmered

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    I do have a little tramp stamp...
     
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    An ass is hereditary too, especially with white girls. A nice bubble on a white girl = it was passed down or she worked for it. Either way, I'm going to love it to death.

    Shimmered, back me up..
     
    #126 BadBrains, Sep 9, 2011
  7. shimmered

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    You can be born with an ass, but you gotta do the upkeep, otherwise it gets all saggy and peanut buttery and squishy, and NO BODY wants that. Squats and deadlifts y'all.
     
    #127 shimmered, Sep 9, 2011
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    It's possible a white girl was born with her ass...up until about 25. After that, she almost certainly worked for it.
     
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  9. shimmered

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    I don't understand why working for it is a bad thing...I want a man who takes care of himself, since I take care of myself. Obviously, going to extremes sucks, but otherwise...why is it bad?
     
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    Don't be camera shy darlin'.

    I'm a pig.
     
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    Bout to go out. Otherwise, I'd oblige.
     
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    Exactly. I'd take a 7 that took good care of herself over a 10 that did nothing any day.
     
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    This picture and the beer on your ass. Who took those? Just curious.

    Also, sorry about the clown thing. You were right. Too awful to quote.
     
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    That's not bad at all. I love a nice ass. Also a nice stomach which you also have to work for.

    My argument is simply that a nice ass is more democratic. Anyone can work and get a nice ass. It's the real American dream.

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    For the sake of equality, here's something for the ladies (thighswideshut is a great domain name):

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    edit: The picture for the ladies doesn't work, it was some bodybuilder's ass in front of the flag. I only made a half-assed effort, to be truthful. I did find this, though. [​IMG]
     
    #134 Racer-X, Sep 9, 2011
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    That's right, it isn't half bad, it's 100% bad.
    I tried that mix a couple of weeks ago, and I couldn't/wouldn't finish it.
    If I don't finish a drink, then it must be pretty bad.

    But if you like it, that's great.


    Here's some high-class art:

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    #135 dixiebandit69, Sep 9, 2011
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    Hello booze!!



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    I am far too drunktp think aboutsnything but drinking. fuck everybody. vodkwa yesh!
     
    #137 iczorro, Sep 9, 2011
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    You'll catch another...

    I just spent an hour doing my nails and fucked three up already. I am never patient enough to let them dry long enough. fuck!
     
    #138 PIMPTRESS, Sep 9, 2011
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    Don't date girls with flapjack tits.
     
    #139 Kubla Kahn, Sep 9, 2011
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    And I'm off to bed.

    Gin and Ginger Ale go together so well that I'm going to sleep. Is it a coincidence their names are so similar?
     
    #140 Racer-X, Sep 9, 2011
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