I have been fucking ravenous today. This is why I don't like to run in the morning, I can't shovel enough food into my mouth for the rest of the day. So far, I have had a PB&J (pre-run), a grilled chicken plate from a greek restaurant that should probably have served 4 (or just me), peanut butter right out of the jar, and then I felt like I needed something sweet so I just had a bowl of Lucky Charms with Almond Milk. Annnnndddd, all of that before 1:00PM. Kind of defeats the entire purpose, huh?
I used to do that after long runs. "Oh I just ran 10 miles. I can eat whatever I want!" My Saturdays turned into an all-day food fest. Oops!
Kinda. I'd eat it separately, but it's too crispy for my liking. I like my eating bacon chewy and salty.
I gots bacon on right now. I love summer long weekends. Am I a bad person for liking Bud Light Lime? Not for a beer to get drilled on, but it's nice to have a couple on the patio. Does it make me gay or anything? I better go pick some fights at the bar right quick to push it out.
The awkward moment when the liquor store declines your bank card and you have to put it all back. Also, doing business deals whilst drunk and waking up the next morning not having a clue what you agreed to do or for how much (although I usually charge a bit more when drunk as I have the extra confidence which is good)
I don't know what the hell it is but Katy Perry is so naturally hot you almost have to call her a genetic freak. I unfortunately was subjected to an hour of Fashion Police during pre-gaming that J.W. Black barely made bearable and Joan Rivers, her daughter, some other cunt, and fruitcake sat there and tried to criticize the smurfette dress. I almost threw my drink at my own 40" and slapped all 4 girls in my apartment making me watch it. One girl asked me "Why do guys like Katy Perry so much?" I did not speak to her for the rest of the night. Spoiler
I think cupid's chokehold era hipster Katy Perry was more attractive than the current super glam version. She strikes me as really contrived now.
I'm having a similar dilemma with this gem I discovered a couple of weeks ago: It's Carlsberg's cidar product. I normally dislike cider, but this stuff goes down so smooth, and it doesn't have that feral champagne taste to it. If anyone can get their hands on some, I definitely recommend.
Cider is that drink, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. I should pick up a 12 tonight, that'll be perfect to work with after a couple hours of pickup.
What's with the cider hate? Fermented apples are awesome. So is pear cider. I think the biggest issue is finding a cider that balances sweet and sour well. Tonight will be awesome. My b-day party. I'm going to make some good ass mojitos and margaritas. The first of either for the summer. It's been way too long. Hawaiian shirt night commences soon. I even told people to come instead of drinking alone. I'm a big boy now! Also: Paula Dean... would you? I'd slather that in butter and tear it up.
My mom does something similar to that. She calls them "hog on a dog." I refuse to try them, because, well....just look at these freakin things: