You may not believe in Slayer, but Slayer believes in you, Johnny... it believes in you as much as it lives under your bed waiting for you to fall asleep. Live, their songs blend into one long wank off session while the drums rattle your heart in its ribcage. I know what you're thinking. It IS pretty fucking awesome. 30 minutes until Mojito time. I'm so excited I could piddle like a Cocker Spaniel, the manliest of all spaniels. Cock.
Dear Black Jesus, I'd really really like a mojito. If you make me a pitcher of them, I promise to ask the TiBettes if you can join the orgy. I can't promise that they'll say yes, but I will ask. Sincerely, Me
Like I could refuse you anyway. Let me also say I am exceptional at mixology, proper lighting techniques and applying oil. Not to mention my jaws never get tired. That pussy juice isn't going to lick itself up.
I think that I am best represented by the one with a purple dildo in her vag (and yes, I really did look at all of their faces to come to that conclusion)
Sadly, the distinct lack of Asian representation means that I have no facial counterpart. Unless the fine upstanding lady wearing the purple dildo happens to be Chinese.
What's really confusing is the one on the far end giving a hand job to a dildo. It's worthless enough on a real dick, but I can't think of a way that's going to benefit anyone. Also, I feel bad for the girl who's stuck playing with herself. She seems a bit left out by everyone else.
I think she's penetrating the girl in front of her. It's hard to tell because there's an ass in the way.
I'm pretty sure she's just playing with herself. That angle looks all wrong for anal. At least you could look at that as lubing it up for penetration. All the handy is going to do is warm it up the plastic a little.
It takes a pretty remarkable level of dedication to expend this much effort to deconstruct a simple lesbian orgy picture. Well done, ladies and gentlemen.
Went paint balling for the first time today. Damn that shit is fun. Though the do kind of leave welts and bruises they hurt way less then I imagined. I really thought it was kind of one of those ehh things before hand like skate boarding. I was jacked the whole time. I'll probably be looking for one to buy now shiiiiiiiiit.
Re: The most recent addition to the boobie thread. How do you guys post all the "with permission" photos? I can't imagine having that conversation. "Hey, do you mind if I take a picture of your tits and put it on this internet forum I frequent? Kthnx." If I was ever asked that, I would pretend I've never heard of this place and there wouldn't be any more boobies for him. Or do you just happen to start having a conversation about the possibility of her putting her boobies up on the internet, and then you just happen to know of a cool place where it would probably be the least creepy to do so? (Probably. I mean, obviously there are girls that do it willingly on their own, but taking that chance is a hefty one. I would think.
I shot a 3-target match today and have another tomorrow. I beat my personal best by 3 points and could grasp a perfect score for a bit today until the wind said "Fuck you man" and helped me drop a few shots. Tomorrow... tomorrow. The flat of Busch Light I picked up on the way home is a good pat on the back.
I just spent about 2 hours hanging 6 prints together on a wall. Why was it so time consuming to make sure every one lined up with the others? This whole "decorating" stuff kinda sucks. Drinking will commence NOW.
sitting in the er. glad i have you fuckers to keep me company. arm is killing me. cant lift it over my head. all in the family reruns on. wtf.