Tell me I'm not crazy, and this is actually roommate being an asshole: A couple days ago I get an email (!), saying that she's leaving a month early and that I need to put the gas bill in my name immediately. Fine. Whatever -- I wish I'd had more than a day's worth of notice, but I'll just ignore this. Then, today, my other roommate mentions in passing (!), assuming that I knew, something about the new person moving in tomorrow. Apparently, my roommate is subletting her room to one of her friends, and didn't decide that I warranted even a heads up. That's a really dick move, right?
I am sunburned and hungover. That is not really a good combo. I am drinking water like it is going out of style. I gave away my stud horse last night. I hope I made the right decision. I know he is going to a good home, but it was still hard to see him leave.
Yes, it is an I incredibly bitchy thing to do. I probably wouldn't let it slide wihout a comment personally. Is it just for a month? That shouldn't be too bad hopefully, but just seems that you should vet approval on who you share your home with. Speaking of bitchy, my husband is being incessantly chatty for a sunday morning. A sacred day of peace. When just ignoring his comments didn't work at giving the hint, I just put on headphones while he was mid comment that I wasn't going to respond to anyway. Eh, I know I am being a bitch.
Nom, just make sure you aren't subletting to my old subletter who stole my Xbox console (just the console, no cords, games, or controllers) and blamed it on someone breaking in, locking the door on the way out, and not taking any of the other 15 or so expensive and easily steal-able items littering the apt. And again, if she's hot, then you're all good.
My girlfriend's roommate subletted her room out to a guy who has no job and no income, smokes pot and plays Xbox all day, and claims that he's going to make the rent by "buying cases of beer and charging my friends $5/bottle to come drink with me." I suppose you have to admire his entrepreneurial spirit, but I suspect she's going to get screwed on rent money. Nom - if she's hot, tell her that part of the rental agreement is that her boobies and bum must be photographed and put online. Boo yah!
Has it ever really happened? I think it's more like a myth - the hot sublet myth. You hope and hope for a hottie, and end up getting Jabba the Hut's lactose intolerant sister. Or is that just my experience?
A really cool chick who happens to be a model let me move into her apartment about ten minutes away from the beach in Daytona and it only cost me 300 dollars a month everything included. That's like living the dream right?
doesn't a higher amount of hotness just increase the liklihood of craziness. This is a roomate, not a date. Wouldn't having somebody nice,respectful, and responsible be even more important then having somebody really hot?
Rob Zombie puts on a hell of a stage show, I would strongly consider seeing him again. And Slayer...well was Slayer which is pretty awesome even if you aren't a huge metalhead. A night of good music and a ton of hot girls makes for a pretty good time. Now its sunday morning and tomorrow is a holiday. It doesn't get much better than this.
I guess. I just don't want to feel awkward when I'm the only one running around naked and slathered in olive oil.
I have no idea what is happening here. NSFW [rnsfw][/rnsfw] On that note, I am going to start drinking vodka now, since my car is fucked. Also, if you can find it, Exclusiv vodka is fucking awesome. It's $20 for a 1.75 liter bottle, and tastes exactly like Grey Goose.
Shark week is on. I enjoy the one on tv, but my wife thinks she's funny by calling her period "shark week." So now I think menstrual cycles whenever I see a commercial for it. Fuck.
heh, imageshack removed my "naughty" image. there wasn't even any nudity, just a thong and nice booty, oh well what's a new site for uploading tasteful but somewhat erotic photos? edit - image added via imgur. Thanks! (and I guess I was wrong about the thong part)