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WOOOOO Let's Get After It! WDT 7/29/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 29, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    I am so goddamn hungover my eyes dried out.

    Also, the thought of period blood is making my stomach flip. So, thanks for that. I hope she puts her old tampon in your mouth while you sleep.

    Anyone notice how women won't fart in front of you (unless they're fucking cool), but every goddamn commercial geared towards them is about the vile shit that drips out of their kooze? Yeast infections, herpes, menstrual blood, children, pubic hair, incontinence, and I swear I saw one for shit dribbles last night.

    If I ever strike it super rich, I'll blow a chunk of it on an advertisement during The Bachelor where a fat hairy guy sits naked on a toilet, eating cabbage with his fingers. Revenge is a dish best served disgusting.
     
    #361 CharlesJohnson, Jul 31, 2011
  2. MoreCowbell

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    Bad sex is both confusing and demoralizing.
     
    #362 MoreCowbell, Jul 31, 2011
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    Then you're doing it wrong.
     
    #363 Now Slappy, Jul 31, 2011
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    Use imgur.
     
    #364 thabucmaster, Jul 31, 2011
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    Well if I were doing it right, it wouldn't have been bad sex.
     
    #365 MoreCowbell, Jul 31, 2011
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    Necrophilia wasn't how you imagined it, was it?
     
    #366 dixiebandit69, Jul 31, 2011
  7. Angel_1756

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    Ended up fucking her belly flap again?
     
    #367 Angel_1756, Jul 31, 2011
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    There is a drunk autistic guy hanging with us at the hostel tonight. Going very well
     
    #368 guernica, Jul 31, 2011
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    It's so hard to see with the lights off, ya know? You think she would have said something....
     
    #369 MoreCowbell, Jul 31, 2011
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    I'm sure she tried, but the Cheetos she was hoovering down muffled her cries.
     
    #370 Angel_1756, Jul 31, 2011
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    I'm yet to fuck a fatty. Hopefully I can say this when I'm 80
     
    #371 guernica, Jul 31, 2011
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    I'm being insensitive.

    What happened Cowbell? Whiskey dick?
     
    #372 Angel_1756, Jul 31, 2011
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    AND LET'S SHOW THE LADY WHAT SHE WON!
     
    #373 MoreCowbell, Jul 31, 2011
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    I bet my prize is limp.
     
    #374 Angel_1756, Jul 31, 2011
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    I got the hookup for some Viagra.
     
    #375 mya, Jul 31, 2011
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    Mya - are the rumours true about its effects on women? Because I might be interested...
     
    #376 Angel_1756, Jul 31, 2011
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    I have no idea and haven't been inclined to try it out myself. I guess I could do this on a boring Friday night when I have no plans. You know, for research purposes.
     
    #377 mya, Jul 31, 2011
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    Take good notes. When you're comatose from orgasm overload, doctors may have to rely on your research to help others in your position.
     
    #378 Angel_1756, Jul 31, 2011
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    I think all of TiB could benefit from these notes.
     
    #379 guernica, Jul 31, 2011
  20. mya

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    Perhaps documentary form may be the most effective.
     
    #380 mya, Jul 31, 2011
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