Pssh, whiskey dick isn't a good excuse. Lesbians have no dick, and they manage. Tap into your inner lesbian, MC.
Multiple positions must be tried. And documented. And the ...uh... protocol has to be done many times, or else the p-value will not be meaningful. Additionally, a control must be implemented, which must also be meticulously documented for all sexy... I mean significant details. Oh, the things we do for science...
First the critical analysis of the lesbian orgy, and now the scientific review of female sexual stimulation? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE, AND WHERE ARE MY REGULAR DRUNK THREAD POSTERS?
Wait, let me make a sandwich first. The last time I had to wait awhile for the bee to commit suicide.
Oh look at me. I'm MoreCowbell and I'm funny and charming! I had sex last night! But it was baaaaaaaaaad sex. DERPA DERPA DERP!
The only bad sex I've had was when whisky or gin cripples my dick. Then it's just frustrating. But normally I can get it to stand up straight. At least for a few minutes.
Learned about a new drink recently and decided to try it out last night. The Rum Job: Captain Morgan spiced rum + Orange Crush soda. I wasn't sure what to expect, but it turned out to be fucking delicious. It may end up being one of my new go to drinks when I want something other than beer or straight whisky. After 10 hours of moving furniture, I was in bad need of a drink too.