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WOOOOO Let's Get After It! WDT 7/29/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 29, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    Notes? Psshaw, to be truly objective we need video.
     
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Pssh, whiskey dick isn't a good excuse. Lesbians have no dick, and they manage. Tap into your inner lesbian, MC.
     
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    "What is that? Are you wearing a -"
    "Yes"
    "Why would you..."
    "Shhhh no questions."
     
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    Multiple positions must be tried. And documented. And the ...uh... protocol has to be done many times, or else the p-value will not be meaningful.
    Additionally, a control must be implemented, which must also be meticulously documented for all sexy... I mean significant details.

    Oh, the things we do for science...
     
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    First the critical analysis of the lesbian orgy, and now the scientific review of female sexual stimulation?

    WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE, AND WHERE ARE MY REGULAR DRUNK THREAD POSTERS?
     
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    Better?
     
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    There was another bee today. Should I weave you a rich mental tapestry of my exploits?
     
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    Is that a pacifier in her mouth?
     
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    Wait, let me make a sandwich first. The last time I had to wait awhile for the bee to commit suicide.
     
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Picky. Although after I posted it, I wondered the same thing.

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    I prefer...

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    I'm feeling a little rough today.
     
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    Here you go...
     

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    Can I help?

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    Or maybe a little...

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    Fuck loud, whiny roommates. I can't move out of here soon enough.
     
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    Oh look at me. I'm MoreCowbell and I'm funny and charming! I had sex last night! But it was baaaaaaaaaad sex. DERPA DERPA DERP!
     
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    Sex with a sheep is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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    The only bad sex I've had was when whisky or gin cripples my dick. Then it's just frustrating. But normally I can get it to stand up straight. At least for a few minutes.
     
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    Learned about a new drink recently and decided to try it out last night.

    The Rum Job: Captain Morgan spiced rum + Orange Crush soda.

    I wasn't sure what to expect, but it turned out to be fucking delicious. It may end up being one of my new go to drinks when I want something other than beer or straight whisky.

    After 10 hours of moving furniture, I was in bad need of a drink too.
     
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