Don't Americans have more holidays than us? I thought you guys even had a holiday on the birthday of the guy that invented Mountain Dew. Grand Bend was paaaaaaaaaaacked today. They closed off the main road going into to town to pave it, funnelling three directions of traffic onto one two-lane highway. My kid loves the beach, all she does is run with a full head of steam into the water onto her face for two straight hours like she's being paid to do it. Later she also hit a dog with her ice cream. Odd enough, and then she apologized to the dog but refused to apologize to the owner of the dog. Kids are weird. Funny, but weird. I've been much happier with the weather this summer, especially on long weekends. In this area it's been a pleasant change over the past two years.
This is an old video, but I'm always amazed when I watch it. Dude got his hand ripped off working in a Kellogg's factory and decided to keep playing.
I went out and bought myself a big-boy watch, not some shitty old digital timex with indiglo. Hooray! Also a brewing kit. Then I had to walk around for over an hour with my girlfriend looking at bras and dresses and shoes and not buying any of them. Fuck I hate malls. They should have more watches and brewing kits at half price and less crowded women's fashion stores that play obnoxious music at obnoxious volumes, and which are also filled with obnoxious people.
Like the one I'm enjoying right now? A nicely blended Harvey Wallbanger with fresh, local blueberries and raspberries.
Hit up the Niagara wineries today. Got a gentle buzz on lovely sweet white wine, and flirted shamelessly with a very pretty sommelier. All in all, a good day. Hooker - how was cottage country?
Here ya go: Copy the address from the Address bar, not the Embedding link. That's for forums that don't have a dedicated Youtube utility.
This weekend I roughed it at Killbear, and camped. That park is beautiful. I've been to Grundy, and Sauble Falls before - but Killbear totally takes the cake. Our site was next to the lake, and my crazy dog decided she liked swimming for the first time in her life - because previously she's been deathly afraid of water. Watching a Boxer/Bulldog swim (see also: just try not to drown) might be the funniest thing I've ever seen. I booked a site on the lake at Bon Echo for the September long weekend. I've done too many cottages this summer! I forgot how much I enjoy cooking burgers and bacon over the fire. Yay for roughing it a little. But you still owe me a mojito and some boobs.
Just started browsing the videos made by that channel and similar "monitors," and I'm mad. Trespassing, being a nuisance, and then acting all high and mighty when confronted? Awesome. Try doing this in America, and some stump-toothed hillbilly is going to bury your body in the fucking woods.
Hah. Husband doesn't like me fucking gals anymore! But I'm sure we could do mojitos with no shirts on, or something.
This will probably get me a meeting with Mjolnir the Banhammer, but am I the only person here who's not interested in seeing two chubby chicks smushing their tits together? Like, y'all are really nice and everything, I enjoy your posts, but...c'mon. Let's call a spade a spade here. Okay, see y'all on the other side.