What the hell is wrong with you people? Seriously. I peruse the internet, knowing full well that shit like botfly extraction videos are living out there - by the way, if you get one growing in you, put Vaseline over the air hole they have and they will suffocate and die, then you can extract them easily - but it doesn't mean I have any inclination to watch them. Jesus, ever had a reason for Eyebleach.com, this thread has made it.
In Prague for the weekend. Probably go pub exploring tonight, and do a organized pub-crawl tomorrow night. Life is good. It might have a bit to do with the half BBQ chicken I demolished. My meal of the day!
I haven't even eaten anything today and I felt myself starting to vomit. I usually have a high tolerance for stuff like that, and have seen that infamous botfly vid on youtube, but fuck all of you. My tolerance for that shit is low today. Spoilers tags, mkay?
A friend of mine is having a BBQ tonight. This normally wouldn't be post-worthy but his girlfriend's friend is a cute little asian. I only met her once about a year and a half ago, but apparently she is in town and specifically requested my presence at this BBQ. Nice ego boost which will hopefully be complemented with some nice sex. Boobs
I'm judging that unless you have had a fantastic tan / the boob thread is a lie (WHICH IT IS NOT!!!) those aren't you. Which makes me happy and sad at the same time. Yes, I'm slightly drunk from lunch. Yes it is awesome.
Dinner at a new Italian place tonight. Heard good things, just haven't had the time to check it out. Meeting my buddy Dan and his wife. Dan likes to drink. More importantly Dan likes to drink whiskey. Most importantly Dan likes to turn drinking whiskey into a competition where everyone wins and loses. Game on.
I'd like to raise a glass, if I may. To orgasms. Not the every-day run-of-the-mill orgasms, but those rare, mind-blowing, completely different orgasms that only happen when you tap into some fetish you didn't know was in you. Cheers to those orgasms. And those that inspire them.
My folks are in town now, and all my mom can talk about is how she wants to see a bear. Well, she got to get up and close and personal with one this morning. Was hanging out by the window for about 20 minutes noshing on some berries and nuts and stuff.
If you guys jack off, do it back to back. It's gay if there's eye contact. There is nothing in the rule book about his big toe finding it's way to your taint, though. Hmmmph. Apparently Amy Winehouse is 5 days sober. HEY OH. Here all week. Try the veal.
Glad I was not the only one, scared the shit out of me, I was turning up the sound to hear what they were speaking Canadian about.