What the fuck!? This thread has all sorts of eye-fuckery today. And, I didn't jump, although I really was watching for that hammer.
See, this is what happens when Hooker's not around to post hot naked women. Friggin' Nom goes and puts up men in panties. Would someone not-on-a-work-computer please post some sexy naked lady pictures?
Alright Australia, your reputation's on the line - I just bought some Australian reds; a Merlot, pinot noir, and cabernet sauvignon. Don't disappoint me.
Does your wife know you're talking dirty to men on the internet? Why do you people click things and then get mad at me for it? Anyway, if you want to buy some, here's the site: http://xdress.com/ I won't tell if you don't, Noland. If you must have a picture of an attractive woman, please accept this one: NSFW
Stuck in traffic and totally just gave the husband road head. In broad daylight. With my parents driving in the car ahead of us. Traffic blows! (har har)