Damn, I was hoping you had enough to go shock and awe on your liver instead of just sending out some skirmishers. Why don't kids just pour 5 hour energy shots into the damn things?
So...all of South Carolina? Send me a couple old school Four Loko and a pint of Saluda hash and I'll make some epic fucking vomit.
If you mail me a couple I promise to take pictures. Or something else to prove that it was worth it to you to send me the goods. No tits though. Maybe I can bake you some cookies?
That is seriously one of the worst things I can imagine. South Carolina is divided into three areas, the asshole, Greenville, and Charleston.
No, there are worse things. I had one of the non-Saluda hashes one time, and it was way worse. Made with the freaky mustard-based bbq sauce y'all have. I like the black pepper based hashes. ...And that's using "like" in a very liberal, Facebook kinda way. The same way I "like" McNuggets. I know they're not food, but I still put them in my mouth.
Like Alabama. I say this as someone who is presently sitting in Alabama, so I sort of know what I'm talking about.
What good is all this rare booze if it doesn't get me boobs? Until I blacked out the last time, I was considering bringing all of it the next time a bunch of my friends get together. Can you sell alcohol on ebay?
The mustard based hash is awful. The other type still varies widely between towns. Also, I know quite a few people who quit eating it the first time they actually saw it being made. Instead of Four Loko, I am starting on some Dogfather imperial stout. Never had it before.
Okay, okay, okay, so there've been a lot of "clever girl" jokes going on with the whole rapture/raptor thing, and I just want to get something off my chest: That scene in Jurassic Park makes no sense! You're standing toe to toe with a velociraptor, shotgun pointed at it, and another raptor sneaks up on your side. The LAST thing you do is try to turn to shoot the other raptor. Why? Because it's fucking faster than you, and you just left first raptor free to eat you, so you have not improved your situation. You shoot the first raptor, knowing you've at least eliminated one, and hope the sound of a shotgun blast scares the other one. The scene could still have him eaten by raptors in the end, but would be way better if he killed one first. It makes the raptors more real, and I think realistic nemeses are far more interesting to watch. They'd still be scary, but it makes the ending much less deus ex machina, because you have reason to think the humans might win in their own right. ...Four Loko makes me smart, I think.
It looks like he was waiting for a better shot. But if we were going for realism the response would have been shitting bricks and not saying "clever girl".
You guys left out the part where they make him out to be a bad-ass. Then he basically walks into the things mouth.
She runs a pretty big feminist blog, and is a fellow NYU Law grad, but after following her on Twitter (morbid curiosity) I found it amazing how much tripe she writes. It's 95% flippant tripe, basically painting her as the typical silly girl feminism doesn't want people to see women as.