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WOOOOO RAPTURE PAAARTY WOOO! WDT 5/20/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 20, 2011.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    I may owe the world an apology.

    Myself and some buddies were out shooting today and I swore I saw one of those freak ass flying humonoids you see on grainy u-tube videos from Mexico. I shot the bloody shit out of the thing.

    I think I may have shot Jesus.

    Rapture cancelled. Am I going to hell for this?
     
    #241 toytoy88, May 21, 2011
  2. Diablo

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    Funny thing is, it would have fallen on all these Bible thumpers around here. So I would have done a good deed and rid the world of some of these people.

    And shit...I drank one beer and I'm already buzzed. This week really took it out of me...
     
    #242 Diablo, May 21, 2011
  3. CarbonCopy

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    If he wasn't bulletproof would you really want to follow him anyway?
     
    #243 CarbonCopy, May 21, 2011
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    My sister just made a Facebook page for my family dog. The dog is 14 so he's old enough to have one, I guess. Although methinks he is a grumpy old man who is having 'technology' forced upon him.

    He already has 75 tagged photos.

    This may cause drinking on an otherwise non-drinking weekend.

     

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  5. Crown Royal

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    No, you shot El Chupacabra. He and Jesus are often mistaken for each other, and they both like feasting on the flesh of local gringos at night.

    It was you or him brah, what it is. He was flyin' and now he dyin'.
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    #245 Crown Royal, May 21, 2011
  6. billyhasADD

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    The inherent value in masturbation jokes I get, the posters above me seem to be pretty drunk on some cock, but this type of conversation seems to be running the broads away. I'm curious how you guys seem to be able to find the animated .gif's so easily.
     
    #246 billyhasADD, May 21, 2011
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    When you get over 200 rep points, you get a secret code to unlock titty gifs.
     
    #247 Rush-O-Matic, May 21, 2011
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    You know how guys who fuck a lot can find the clasp for a bra strap pretty quickly (I'm guessing here)? Well, those of us who don't can find those GIFs equally quickly.
     
    #248 StayFrosty, May 22, 2011
  9. Gravitas

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    Fuck, tumblr is awesome for random erotica and titty gifs, but it is creepy as shit when you run across a page of a 15 year old girl posting dirty pictures. Not that would have just happened to me or anything.

    Here is a good one though:

    [​IMG]
     
    #249 Gravitas, May 22, 2011
  10. Diablo

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    What the hell is this tumbler thing? Did I miss a thing or two with the internet? Is it like a twitter or something?
     
    #250 Diablo, May 22, 2011
  11. Gravitas

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    Just a blogging service that is more image based, so more pictures than diary entries.

    Hipsters fucking love it.

    And like most of the internet it is used mostly for porn.
     
    #251 Gravitas, May 22, 2011
  12. toytoy88

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    Oh shit. The cops just came by.

    It wasn't Jesus I shot.

    It was Jesus, the local taco seller. What the bloody fuck was he doing up in that tree yelling "Aryeeba!" at the top of his lungs? It startled the shit out of me.

    What was I supposed to think? A flying, taco flinging, apparently flying object crosses my crosshairs while I'm holding a firearm? Damn right I'm going to blow it back into the old testament.

    Anyways, it was ruled an accidental shooting.

    RIP Jesus. My bad.
     
    #252 toytoy88, May 22, 2011
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    didnt run be off, i was playing lol. And never again. I cannot mix alcolhl and that game. A truley aful game.
     
    #253 bewildered, May 22, 2011
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    If you shot me i wouldnt be mad becase you always have a grat raeson for shooting things.
     
    #254 bewildered, May 22, 2011
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    Wait...what?
     
    #255 xrayvision, May 22, 2011
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    Never has my interest been so polarized in something so much than what you just said there. I'm the guessing the hipsters all heard of it before it was a website, though.
     
    #256 Crown Royal, May 22, 2011
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    I googled it, do you have to join to view the porn or something?
     
    #257 Diablo, May 22, 2011
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    You know the term buxx? My whole body is bxxing
     
    #258 bewildered, May 22, 2011
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    Yes.
     
    #259 Rush-O-Matic, May 22, 2011
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    Hey ToyToy, I found your kind of woman.
     
    #260 ghettoastronaut, May 22, 2011
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