Is that French? That's justifiable reason for being shot at.[/quote][/quote] there are many reasons to shoot me but i dont think being rench is one ofhem
Nope. Here is one to start you off: http://donttellmyboyfriend.tumblr.com/ Go there and start going through it. If you get bored just find a picture and see who else noted it (who else posted it on their blog).and you have the links to other tumblrs that post erotica/porn/whatever. And down the rabbit hole you go. Spoiler Protip: you can add /archive to any tumblr link (so donttellmyboyfriend.tumblr.com/archive) and it will give you the images in one big ass never ending page of thumbnails.
You know how guys who fuck a lot can find the clasp for a bra strap pretty quickly (I'm guessing here)? Well, those of us who don't can find those GIFs equally quickly.[/quote] This is a tricky subject. Finding the clasp is the easy part, it's undoing it that's the tricky part. Feigning laziness and insisting that she does all that hard work herself is the only way around avoiding any awkwardness.
This is a tricky subject. Finding the clasp is the easy part, it's undoing it that's the tricky part. Feigning laziness and insisting that she does all that hard work herself is the only way around avoiding any awkwardness.[/quote] or you can have man hands and just squeeze it togther and pop it open . LIEKA MAN!
My bad I was paying way more attention to the titty .gifs. I'm glad someone is living up to the thread title though. Good on ya.
[/quote] there are many reasons to shoot me but i dont think being rench is one ofhem[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] I have shot wrenches before and probably will again. Especially metric wrenches. They just piss me off. They come off all high and mighty like they're better then me and won't fit my bolts. Fuckers. Just like the French. And clouds shaped like dolphins.
Say what you will, but I don't have the patience to undo or figure out anything more than a sports bra. If you're willing to go as far as to consent to getting naked with me, the least you can do is unclothe yourself. I'm even willing to meet a broad half way and take off my own pants. You're welcome.
If you can snap your fingers, you can undo a bra. That is all the advice I can give. It's that easy. Sports bra's you just pull over the head. Now, button down fly's, those things are a bitch, Edit: Woh, never have I ever... posted two posts in a row, until now.
I can't even snap my fingers, and even I figured out how to undo a bra in about 1 second. Billy apparently not only has ADD, but is also retarded. Billy, do you also have Velcro shoes?
I've been finding that these here gifs are a more surefire way to turn me on than regular porn, and I'm confused. I've gotten pretty jaded with porn as it is, which isn't to say that I'm into super freaky stuff, but just watching two people do it like I would doesn't really do anything for me. If I were to see the same action in 90% of the gifs I've seen on here (and elsewhere) in porn I would just go "meh," but I don't think I've glossed over any of these. I always need to stare at them for a good couple of minutes and I think they're just sexy. What is it? Is it the repetition? The slo-mo? What are these changes? What's happening to my body???
Perhaps high concentration of the sexy? Whereas a video is several minutes of ups and downs (see what I did there?), a gif is one second of unadulterated sexy in loop. Also, they tend to have a more artistic bent in both the gifs and photos on tumblr. One other thing I noticed: many of the sexy tumblrs are run by / aimed at women. Y'all pick better porn.