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WOOOOO RAPTURE PAAARTY WOOO! WDT 5/20/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 20, 2011.

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  1. xrayvision

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    HE'S THAT FUCKING NEGGER GUY!
     
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    I wish we had a real member with down syndrome and not just part time ones. Is there a message board for people with down syndrome? That would be great.
     
    #342 zyron, May 22, 2011
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    can people with downs wuse hte internet?

    i am inly liek 20% offeding that youre comparing me to downs peple
     
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    i like using percecents
     
    #344 bewildered, May 22, 2011
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    This has made my night.
     
    #345 Gravitas, May 22, 2011
  6. zyron

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    What about balloons? Do you like pretty balloons?
     
    #346 zyron, May 22, 2011
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    gay
     
    #347 bewildered, May 22, 2011
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    This is like one of those exhibits with a dancing bear.
     
    #348 MoreCowbell, May 22, 2011
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    Back to the focus:

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    #349 Gravitas, May 22, 2011
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    So, be a negggggar you say? Is that what the Mystery dude says? Negggar her until she falls in love, sounds like a plan...
     
    #350 Diablo, May 22, 2011
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    No?
     
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  12. MoreCowbell

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    Indubitably!

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    #352 MoreCowbell, May 22, 2011
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    Not quite sure how, but I managed to not get drunk on my birthday. Party foul.
     
    #353 Fernanthonies, May 22, 2011
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    Also, I couldn't help but notice that KIMaster hasn't posted on here in almost two weeks.

    Did someone scare him off, or do you think he tried his argumentative shit in real life and someone beat him to death?
     
    #354 Fernanthonies, May 22, 2011
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    Excellent job TIB. 9 beers and around 10 capt cokes later I am back and have several pages to catch up on.
     
    #355 Arctic_Scrap, May 22, 2011
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    Wow, I had one hell of a night.

    Usually I go out and avoid bachelorette parties like the plague. Those women constantly ask you to do stupid shit and usually there is return. So naturally after drinking 7 hours I was accosted by a girl from a BP, I assumed to be the bride. "Take a picture with a guy carrying a condom" was the challenge, I had one, she won it. 30 minutes later, her next challenge was "Get a guy to dance dirty with you" I was selected to do this dance. Turns out she wasn't the bride, she was single.

    Kicker is that she's 5 years older than me at 30, and has two kids. The problem is she is a sexy Mexican with an ass, and is independent. I got the whole "I'm not looking just for sex, I'm looking for serious commitment because of my kids" speeches in between her eating my face (in a good way), her placing my hands on her ass, very high on the front of her thighs and/or grinding her ass into my cock.

    Decisions, decisions...
     
    #356 Parker, May 22, 2011
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    Tell her you're super serious and then fake your death.
     
    #357 hotwheelz, May 22, 2011
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    This thread deserves hall of fame status, bewildered is my new favorite poster.
     
    #358 PewPewPow, May 22, 2011
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