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WOOOOO RAPTURE PAAARTY WOOO! WDT 5/20/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 20, 2011.

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  1. Frebis

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    Do you have to pay taxes on life insurance policies?
     
    #21 Frebis, May 20, 2011
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    Provided you have an actual beneficiary, no. If you don't have a beneficiary then the proceeds fall into your estate and then they are taxable.
     
    #22 Noland, May 20, 2011
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    I assume you mean the benefits, and not the payments. The benefits are not subject to income tax, so that's going to be a very nice payday down the line for someone.

    But, my life insurance is actually just an invest vehicle for my retirement fund. The payments into it are made after taxes, but the money that comes out down the line once I start making withdrawals will be tax free.
     
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    Wait, how much of the $755,000 is term and how much is investment?
     
    #24 Frank, May 20, 2011
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    With the wife out of town until Sunday night or Monday morning, I'm purposely going to do JACK SHIT this weekend. I just want to relax and recharge and if the weather cooperates, get my dog outside for a couple of good walks.

    I'm a fucking party animal.
     
    #25 Dread, May 20, 2011
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    Personally, I'm looking forward to the posts at Textsfromlastnight.com the day after. There are going to be so many hookups. "Come on, baby. If it's our last night on earth, don't you want to do it?"
     
    #26 Rush-O-Matic, May 20, 2011
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    There's $6k investment after about 2 years of paying in. So yes, most of that is death benefit I'll never get to spend.
     
    #27 BL1Y, May 20, 2011
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    I stared at this for way too long.

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    I'm trying to think of witty rapture-inspired pickup lines but not having much luck.

    "The rapture may not take you to heaven tomorrow but I'll take you tonight."
     
    #28 Racer-X, May 20, 2011
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    That reminds me too much of a line from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil:
    "I might be leaving tomorrow, but by God, you're leaving tonight!" BANG! BANG! BANG!

    But, because no WDT can have too many sexy animated gifs:

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    #29 BL1Y, May 20, 2011
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    How was that middle one sexy or even humorous? It looks painful and unfunny.

    However, you have mentioned enjoying being railed by females. Maybe you're into that.
     
    #30 bewildered, May 20, 2011
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    The term is pegged.
     
    #31 BL1Y, May 20, 2011
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    The world is ending. He is saying that if you havent experienced butt sex, do it now, whether she is willing or not. To illustrate this he attached a .gif of E putting in Slone's pooper uninvited. What is not to get?
     
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    Railed, pegged. In the end, you're still being penetrated and that's pretty gay.
     
    #33 bewildered, May 20, 2011
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    You sound disturbingly knowledgeable about that particular practice.
     
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    Isn't the internet wonderful?
     
    #35 bewildered, May 20, 2011
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    I'm having a left behind party, everyone knows that I don't qualify for ascension.
     
    #36 PIMPTRESS, May 20, 2011
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    Well, the weather today is pretty shitty so I'm taking the afternoon off to make up for it and getting this birthday weekend started early. No plans for tonight, but its supposed to be sunny and warm tomorrow so I will be celebrating my birthday (and the rapture) by doing some serious day drinking on a patio by the lake.

    Next couple weeks are looking pretty good too. three day weekend next weekend, and hopefully I'll get the Phish tickets I requested for Labor Day Weekend. Then the first weekend in June I'm taking 4 days off and The Girlfriend and I are going to the Wakarusa Music Festival in Mulberry Mountain, Arkansas.
     
    #37 Fernanthonies, May 20, 2011
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    I think we all missed out on that trampoline party. This would be the perfect occasion for it.
     
    #38 bewildered, May 20, 2011
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    You are a genius, bewildered, that sounds awesome!
     
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    It's only gay if the person penetrating you is a dude.

    Gay guys give each other blow jobs, so that means if you get a blow job from a girl you must be a homo! Ahahaha! You're all a bunch of queerz!

    ...Except Hotwheels.
     
    #40 BL1Y, May 20, 2011
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