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WOOOOO RAPTURE PAAARTY WOOO! WDT 5/20/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 20, 2011.

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  1. lust4life

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    Christ, is it humid outside. The threat of rain is enough of an excuse not to mow the lawn. Instead, I'll clean my air-conditioned office, reorganize my bookcase and finally set up the external hard drive I bought back in December on the network in the house. later, I'm going to make that mango chicken recipe AlmostGaunt posted in the cooking thread for dinner. No red chilis at the market, so I got some habaneros instead. Should make for an interesting prostate exam during my physical tomorrow morning.
     
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    Tornado warning sirens just went off.

    Fuck this shit.
     
    #382 BL1Y, May 22, 2011
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    Are you sure they're not rapture sirens? Predicting the End of Days isn't an exact science.
     
    #383 lust4life, May 22, 2011
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    Does anybody want three adorable three years old children? Don't let the fact that they are horrible misbehaved, the girl is mouthy, and the boys are destructive as all hell dissuade you. Because like I said, they are really cute. (Thank god for nap time, and Baileys with coffee!)
     
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    I love babies! Send em my way.
     
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    Awwww yeah. Nothing like waking up and getting drunk again. Good way to avoid the hangover.
     
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    Yes. The Mayans predict it for next year, yet they could not predict Cortez or that storing their dead in their drinking water may have been a little taboo.
     
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    For you, or to commence the naptime?

    Kidding.
     
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    The storm has passed. That was freaking quick. The local stations didn't even have time to get someone on the air.

    And the rapture siren is completely different. It sounds like televangelists and TV pundits all shutting the fuck up at exactly the same time. More an overwhelming, glorious silence, than a siren.
     
    #389 BL1Y, May 22, 2011
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    Two hours ago I was driving home and had to shit like all hell. I thought it was going to lose it in the car

    When I got home, I didn't have to shit anymore. Still don't have to.

    Where did it go?
     
    #390 kuhjäger, May 22, 2011
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    Fuck me. Jägerette is in the shower, and suddenly it has reared its ugly head.
     
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    I think its time to take your relationship to the next level sir.
     
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    Most guys only piss on their woman's leg in the shower... here's your chance to raise the bar.
     
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    Just passed by a guy on the 90 driving a truck with extremely new looking bumper stickers that said things like "repent before thine God because the end is nigh!" and the like. Bet he feels like a giant asshole.
     
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    Sort of a lose-lose. If you do get raptured, you're not around to brag.

    And, if you're the type to brag, you're probably not getting raptured anyways. Catch 22.

    Anyways, who wants to restart the Cult of Athena?
     
    #398 BL1Y, May 22, 2011
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    Halfway through an eight hour drive with my parents. Neither of whom can drive for shit, but I can't drove because I'm not on the rental agreement. And they won't shut up, but I don't have headphones.

    I'm too old for this shit. I might kill someone. I need booze, and a lot of it.
     
    #399 MoreCowbell, May 22, 2011
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    Bet you wish the car had a basement.
     
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