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WOOOOO RAPTURE PAAARTY WOOO! WDT 5/20/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 20, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    Do Canadians know that for as much as Americans make fun of it, we really, really like Canada?

    Sure, it's cold, and you're overly polite, and you do Zack's homework and can't ever hook up with Lisa Turtle, but at the end of the day, we think Canada is a pretty great country, at least, for a country that isn't America.

    Edit: Alcohol makes me sappy. But really, look at Mexico. We make fun of Mexico just the same, but we actually hate those fuckers. Ahhh....there's the mean drunk.
     
    #421 BL1Y, May 22, 2011
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    Pfft. We didn't fall for it at the Fenian Raids, and we're not falling for it again.
     
    #422 ghettoastronaut, May 22, 2011
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    Do you have any idea how many sweet three day weekends we got out of that revolution?

    July 4 - Independence Day
    March 17 - Evacuation Day
    April 19 (Technically 3rd Monday in April, but it's celebrating an event that happened on April 19) - Patriot's Day
    June 17 - Bunker Hill Day

    Seriously, killing Brits is the best way to get off work ever invented.
     
    #423 Aetius, May 22, 2011
  4. Frank

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    No, but seriously I'm wondering how you've managed to tie your shoes for the past 18+ years. Not packing booze for a long road trip is like not bringing your ID to a bar while in your 20's. I'm still trying to process your stupidity.
     
    #424 Frank, May 22, 2011
  5. BL1Y

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    I really want to be sympathetic, but I went on a trip with my parents to Mobile at the last minute (tornaders), and I managed to pack of a bottle of Dewars.
     
    #425 BL1Y, May 22, 2011
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    Well, my only defense is that with my parents, if it were enough booze to be worthwhile, this would engender some serious stink eye.

    Admittedly a substandard excuse.

    You know that pretty much no one besides Massachusetts celebrates these, right? And then, not even the entirety of Massachusetts?
     
    #426 MoreCowbell, May 22, 2011
  7. Backroom

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    Chill out kids. Just listen.

     
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  8. Soonergal

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    I thought this was a pretty picture so I thought I'd spread the love...



    I'm considering this for my next relationship so I was doing some shopping - just sayin'...
     

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  9. hotwheelz

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    Don't give up on the dick.
     
    #429 hotwheelz, May 22, 2011
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    I don't want to give up on the dick but with a couple of bad runs, I think maybe a brief vaginal hiatus may turn things around?...
     
    #430 Soonergal, May 22, 2011
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    Don't give up: Bang HotWheelz instead.
     
    #431 $100T2, May 23, 2011
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    Possibly, but maybe you haven't found the right penis yet. You might miss out on an awesome one. *clears throat*

    because it's dry
     
    #432 hotwheelz, May 23, 2011
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    Look at it this way: our amigo hotwheelz here is a man you can trust not to walk away.
     
    #433 MoreCowbell, May 23, 2011
  14. hotwheelz

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    How long did you take to come up with that?

    Also, I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS ARE HELPING!
     
    #434 hotwheelz, May 23, 2011
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    Speak for yourself, you douche. I'll bet you a Mexican would work 10X as hard as any Canadian. I'd rather have some Mexicans cleaning my house or doing my yardwork than some some hoity-toity Canadians any day. How many real Mexicans have you actually met?
     
    #435 dixiebandit69, May 23, 2011
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    Up here in Connecticut I have met quite a few illegals from Mexico. Those fuckers sure can paint when paid by the job and not the hour.
     
    #436 zyron, May 23, 2011
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    Banned for a day for being a douche.

    Sure, I may be touchy, but here I am, a Canadian, drinking some Crown Royal and Canada Dry ginger ale, after having a few nice mugs of Tim Horton's coffee and Bailey's, and working for the last few hours on new TiB forum code, so I have to say I'm not feeling too shitty about the banning.

    Fucking convict.
     
    #437 Nettdata, May 23, 2011
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    You're so sexy when you flex your power.
     
    #438 hotwheelz, May 23, 2011
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    Fag. No wonder you're not getting any pussy.
     
    #439 Nettdata, May 23, 2011
  20. hotwheelz

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    Can't a heterosexual man appreciate another mans sexiness without being gay?
     
    #440 hotwheelz, May 23, 2011
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