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WOOOOO RAPTURE PAAARTY WOOO! WDT 5/20/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 20, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Sure.

    That's a nice blouse you're wearing.
     
    #441 Nettdata, May 23, 2011
  2. hotwheelz

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    I'm not wearing a bl-- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Also, you quote fail.
     
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  3. Nettdata

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    Choosing not to quote is not quote failure.
     
    #443 Nettdata, May 23, 2011
  4. hotwheelz

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    But this is:
     

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  5. Poopourri

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    White person problems I'm having right now:

    -ridiculously red sunburn on forearms from playing six rounds of golf in four days, complete with pale glove hand.
    -I still have six whole beef tenderloins to trim/peel for my mom's bday dinner tomorrow, which is a pain in the ass because there's not a good filet knife in this house.
    -Ran out of ice so there's a marine cooler with six cases of beer and gross sparkling water in it that is getting warmer by the second.
    -my flight to Dallas on Friday doesn't have any bulkhead seats available. Being 6'4 sucks sometimes.
    -the new apartment I moved into in FL has some shitty contract with a shitty cable company and didn't feel the need to tell us that no other provider can service the area under after we signed a 14month lease. No HDTV, no DVR, no broadband internet. Gulp.
    -the guide I booked for a fly fishing excursion when I'm in Alaska just sent notice that he can't do it anymore.
    -my 14 y/o schnauzer is nearing the end of her wonderful life.
    -the new minimalist shoes I've been wearing officially smell like a dumpster full of taints, only have like 200 miles on them.
    -someone ate my Makers Mark cherries.

    Give me your sympathy people. All of it.
     
    #445 Poopourri, May 23, 2011
  6. Judas

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    Settle for my jealousy? I'm at my house with my parents until my dentist appointment on Tuesday, 25 minutes from anything even resembling society.
     
    #446 Judas, May 23, 2011
  7. Blue Dog

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    Congrats to Bewildered for winning the 1st Annual TiB Rature Party!

    EDIT: WHOOPS! Turns out today is some kind of Canadian holiday. Lets keep 'er going in honor of the Iditaroders.
     
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  8. bewildered

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    It gets to keep going?! I'll drink to that.
     
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  9. Elset

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    Um.. the Iditarod is in Alaska
     
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  10. bewildered

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    They're both frozen and stuff. Shh, just go with it.
     
    #450 bewildered, May 23, 2011
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    What kind of asshole sets the first board exam the day after the Queen's official birthday and puts the last one on a Sunday? Two perfectly good weekends have been ruined, and I can't even go get drunk after. You will hear more grumbling about this in the next drinking thread, I am sure.
     
    #451 ghettoastronaut, May 23, 2011
  12. Kubla Kahn

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    Back from my first trip to Vegas. Really is a fun town. Up a hundred bucks at craps the last day I was there. Ive been to LA and Miami and Id have to say this place takes the cake on fake tittied bitches. I guess it's mandated that all cocktail waitresses and strippers need them for starters. Tons of beautiful women there. Back to dreary fucking Ohio.
     
    #452 Kubla Kahn, May 23, 2011
  13. BL1Y

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    Fake? Says who?

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    And unfortunately, chlamydia does NOT stay in Vegas.
     
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    It does if you give it to a cocktail waitress.
     
    #455 BL1Y, May 23, 2011
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    I wish I were having a drink, but no, I have to be all responsible and shit.


    Actually, it's not that bad, I could not live with my parents without some sort of mental breakdown.


    I'll toast you idiots when I get off of work.
     
    #456 PIMPTRESS, May 23, 2011
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    Or a confused, young helicopter pilot for $16,000.
     
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    That's mighty big of you to not start drinking at noon on a Monday.
     
    #458 Frank, May 23, 2011
  19. Gravitas

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    I just saw India Summer's doppleganger in Subway.

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    This will sadly be the highlight of my week.
     
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  20. Gravitas

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    Today I went for a six inch toasted Subway Melt (turkey, ham, bacon) with american cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, green peppers, ranch, and a little black pepper.

    With some stale nacho cheese doritos and a horribly watered down lemonade.

    The more I think about it the more I realize Subway is pretty fucking terrible.
     
    #460 Gravitas, May 23, 2011
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