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WOOOOO RAPTURE PAAARTY WOOO! WDT 5/20/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 20, 2011.

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  1. TX.

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    The Mad Pooper

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    I just woke up from a nap, and I dreamed about eating specific foods. I feel like a fat chick now.

    No sandwiches, though. Just real food and munchies.

    Btw, there is a simple joy in smelling your manfriend's natural scent on your pillow. It's yummy yet comforting.
     
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    #502 joule_thief, May 23, 2011
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    All this sammich talk has got me hungry, I'm going to go make myself a turkey, bacon, ranch and some curly fries. Dinner is served my friends.
     
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    A place near one of my old jobs would deep fry their entire half pound beef burger - it ws fucking awesome.
     
    #504 scootah, May 23, 2011
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    Woot figured out financing options for college! Time to do some celebratory drinking!
     
    #505 McSmallstuff, May 23, 2011
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    More porn?
     
    #506 Gravitas, May 23, 2011
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    I've never tried but man does that look like a stroke on a plate. Almost as bad as these I saw on a show on the Travel Channel this weekend. And it was not the first time I've seen them.
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    Indeed there are. Couldn't find a picture, but here's the menu description.

    Death By Cheese

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    Had it twice. Only finished it once.
     
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    I think I just got contact diarrhea.

    And for all of you eating delicious food, fuck all of you. I've been eating nothing but plant life for the past two weeks.
     
    #509 Jimmy James, May 23, 2011
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    My XBox 360 has the red ring of death, my new Kindle doesn't work and needs to be replaced, and I spent all day running around with banking bullshit. I need a beer. Yet...if I go buy a six pack...the parents might wonder if I'm an alcoholic.

    Fuck this shit. Today blows.

    #FirstWorldProblems
     
    #511 MoreCowbell, May 23, 2011
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    More fireworks tonight. This one's for you, Queen Elizabeth.

     
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    All this talk of fried sandwichy things reminds me of a sandwich I love. Grilled turkey and bacon w/ dill havarti cheese. Mmmmm.

    Too bad it's 10:45 at night. I wonder if breaking and entering is justifiable for a sandwich?
     
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    All this talk of fried sandwichy things reminds me of a sandwich I love. Grilled turkey and bacon w/ dill havarti cheese. Mmmmm.

    Too bad it's 10:45 at night. I wonder if breaking and entering is justifiable for a sandwich?
     
    #514 Guy Fawkes, May 23, 2011
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    I just ate a fried chicken sandwich with mayo and pickles. Closest thing to Chik-fil-a I'm going to get at 11pm. Plus my pickles are better than theirs anyway.

    Now if you'll all excuse me I have to massage an HDL globule through my carotid artery. Nobody told me stroking would be this goooituryuerjbdeuaikabiuabaxsbxsssssssss
     
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    Your misunderstanding of both cholesterol and cerebrovascular accidents fills me with contempt.

    In other news, I just brought back a classic of the drunk thread: the shower beer. I had never tried one before, but you know what? A shower beer is awesome. There's something about having a nice cold beer in the middle of a hot steamy shower.
     
    #516 ghettoastronaut, May 23, 2011
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    I stopped by this thread this morning (according to my last texts, it was about 6:30am) and it was locked! I had just moved from pleasantly pissed to smashed and had some kind of earth-shattering revelation to share with all of you. It's a shame we will never know what that was.

    Now it's back to my regularily scheduled program (Masturbation Monday!).
     
    #518 Queen-Bee, May 24, 2011
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    So, apparently the queen recently made her first visit to Ireland ...ever.

    I understand there was the whole IRA thing going on, but the last decade? Come on. Just lie, say you need to borrow a cup of sugar, and meet your fucking neighbor.

    Don't want to break the no politics rule, because she's not really a politician. She's just a really old, famous, bitch. Am I right, Canada?
     
    #519 BL1Y, May 24, 2011
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    Are you retarded?

    Don't be a moron... that crap is all about religion and politics, so why even bring it up?

    How will that line of thinking have even a hope in hell of ending well?
     
    #520 Nettdata, May 24, 2011
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