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WOOOOO RAPTURE PAAARTY WOOO! WDT 5/20/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 20, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Oh, please take pictures. If I am still here, I definitely want those posted.
     
    #41 Rush-O-Matic, May 20, 2011
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    What if the dude penetrating you is yourself? That's not gay, right?
     
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    #43 Rush-O-Matic, May 20, 2011
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    Of course it's not gay, it's just masturbation. Just like cloning yourself and fucking the clone.
     
    #44 Racer-X, May 20, 2011
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    Well, the only evidence they have is piss in a can and word of mouth from a few school kids. He's been with the district for a long time without incident and then all of a sudden whips it out and starts pissing in a trash can with a full classroom? I wouldn't be surprised to find out he's a mean sub, one of those little shits did and framed him.
     
    #45 Frank, May 20, 2011
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    You have to fuck the clone soon after the cloning, before it begins to develop a separate identity. Otherwise, you're not fucking yourself, you're fucking your twin, which is gay and incestuous.

    ...Not that there's anything wrong with either of those things.
     
    #46 BL1Y, May 20, 2011
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    Even if it is an exact clone of you, in the end that is some other dude, and you're fucking him.

    Edit: Of course they wrote about this at Cracked.com.
     
    #47 Fernanthonies, May 20, 2011
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    #48 BL1Y, May 20, 2011
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    In my ignorance, I had NO clue that this existed, but somehow I feel we all need to get in on it. I shouldn't have to explain why.

    I don't even care what their ideology is; I'm willing to bet it's not a fraction of the awesome that it could be.
     
    #49 Rob4Broncos, May 20, 2011
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    I just heard on the radio that Macho Man Randy Savage died.
     
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    Other than the obvious Four Horsemen, are there good rapture themed drinks?

    Mephisto absinthe comes to mind, and in light of the recent devastation in Alabama, the Alabama Slammer could work. Or, add Bacardi 151 to the Alabama Slammer to make a 151 Tornadoes.
     
    #51 BL1Y, May 20, 2011
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    We know that you have, because you've mentioned it 5 dozen times.
     
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    No, I've written for College Humor, which hasn't paid me yet. I haven't written for Cracked, which is why I'm curious as to what they pay and if they actually cut checks.
     
    #53 BL1Y, May 20, 2011
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    Ohhhh YEEEAAAHHH I heard that too. RIP Macho Man...
     
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    I stand corrected. I'll stop being a bitch now.
     
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    Just went into the oven: flatbread pizza with red clam sauce, more clams, chorizo, and parmesan.

    Already went into my stomach: bloody mary.

    End of the world: Bring it.
     
    #56 BL1Y, May 20, 2011
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    It would appear so:

    Dude looks a lot different without the getup:

    [​IMG]
     
    #57 Rob4Broncos, May 20, 2011
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    Oh, brother!

    Wait....who?

     
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    Hit up Philalawyer.

    Pretty picture time:

    [​IMG]
     
    #59 Gravitas, May 20, 2011
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    #60 Rob4Broncos, May 20, 2011
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