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WOOOOO RAPTURE PAAARTY WOOO! WDT 5/20/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 20, 2011.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    Cue Fernanthonies getting banned for posting his dick.
     
  2. BL1Y

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    BL1Y v. 4 Loko

    My favorite part of the can is "Contains Alcohol" at the top. Oh really? I hadn't heard.
     
  3. Beefy Phil

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    Pretty sure they had to do that when parents started complaining that it looked too much like soda, which consequently caused them to buy it for their children. Knowing what one of those can do to a 200 lb., fully grown male, it must have been awesome to behold its effects on a kid.
     
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    And I'm about halfway through the thing. Uh...probably not a good pace, no?
     
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    You're a big boy, you'll be okay.

    I'm kind of inspired to go buy a can of it now, though. It's been awhile since I heard talk of this awful alcohol.
     
  6. Gravitas

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    Not from your point of view, but from over here I say: step it up, nancy!
     
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    There's been some small earthquakes and a volcano erupting in Iceland. Looks like we're all wrong after all. Goodbye, cruel word. But not until I run to the liquor store.
     
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    They've removed the stuff that jacks you up. Now it's just fruit-flavored malt liquor. If I'm going that route, I'll stick to tradition.

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    I might have to go up to the grocery store with the interesting wine aisle and just grab a cheap bottle. I looooove me some red wine. It's the best! My brother also works there so he will think I am an alcoholic. Bonus as far as I am concerned.
     
  10. CarbonCopy

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    I blacked out twice drinking that stuff. I have only done that twice on regular alcohol since I was 18. And when I didn't black out, I had almost no control. That stuff is evil. I still have a bunch of cans from when they made it with meth+crack. If you have the new version, you are in much less danger.
     
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    I'm actually pretty glad this became a fad after I got out of college.

    I was the de facto responsible person in my group of friends and I can't imagine the shit that stuff would have caused.
     
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    Is there a way to tell the difference?

    Honestly, I'm more concerned about the caffeine than the alcohol.
     
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    I never thought about that. I think myself and at least one of the guys I lived with would be dead.
     
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    Anything you buy now is the new kind. They removed old school Four Loko from shelves over the winter.
     
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    I can honestly say, if they sold this stuff when I was in college, I'd have gotten drunk way less. It's not even a third as strong as whiskey.

    ...Pussies.

    Second can?
     
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    Has it even had time to get into your system fully?

    Regardless....2nd can!
     
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    How much of it do you have in stock BL1Y?

    I say you finish what you have before 10:30 for...science.
     
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    I have a 4 pack, but I'm saving one for posterity if they ever pull it off the shelves here.
     
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    I still have 15 cans of the old style. Let me know if you want to get really effed up.

    It says right on the side that it contains: Guarana, Taurine and Caffeine. It also claims that it is a 'premium malt beverage'.
     
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    New one still says "Premium."

    Where do you live?
     
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