C'mon guys, I'm half drunk, bored, and watching Forrest Gump. I never get to join in on a drunk thread and when I do it's a slow night. No fair.
You're going to make me work for it? That doesn't seem right. I am out of practice, after all. Now if you need a diaper changed I'm the girl to ask, but internet ridiculousness? I find myself at a loss.
Staying in tonight after a fairly ridiculous night last night. Topping off that steak with half a bag of chips and an alfajor might not have been the best idea I've ever had.
Wow, this place is dead on a Saturday night. The Ice Cream Cake Girl showed up unexpectedly and took Li'l Bandit about ten minutes ago. He and I were about to watch a movie we rented! Let's keep this party going: NSFW
Is it just me or does that girl not have a giant bush? Dixie, you're not living up to your reputation.
Today, I got to hang out with Erica Jong and we commiserated about being female writers and the demise of the publishing industry. The even more exciting thing is that I was TOTALLY cool about it. That now makes two famous people (Simon Doonan also) I've shot the shit with and was perfectly cool, calm, and collected while doing so. Bad news is my face got sunburned today and tomorrow I'm representing the school I went to at a college fair at Chapin, so I'm going to embarrass myself in front of a bunch of really rich kids. But not in front of Erica Jong, though! So I win.
I hooked up with a couple Chapin girls. That has no bearing on anything, but it is true! Corps, doesn't look like the hangout is happenin'.
Forrest Gump is over. My bottle of wine is empty. Do I open another bottle or go to bed? That is the question.