Great, you jerk. Now I'm going to have to spend my afternoon writing a drunk thread sestina. At least I have plenty of wine.
What did I just click? Mind irrevocably scarred. Fuck you, Black Jesus. _____ The limerick might be more fitting. The WDT may not have class But I must give it a pass Because I always have fun And I know I'm not the only one Especially if I get to see a pick of shimmered's ass.
Once again I find myself on a boat to Finland, the booze is cheap and the girls are dressed like sluts. Also, no one seems to take issue with 8 year olds playing slots. What the.fuck?
What is awesome is that this picture comes up every time someone posts something hosted by ImageShack. Please don't do it. Rather use a hyperlink to the picture or, alternatively, upload it from your own pc. I am sick of that fucking ImageShack frog - if it was real, I would find it and give it to a French chef. Also, there was some great association football matches this weekend (soccer to you Americans)...
Welcome! Whether you are or are not drunk, You can partake in this glorious thread We've got pictures of biteable asses And gifs of gravity-defying breasts Nice to meet you! My name on here is Nom But first some rules so you guys aren't huge dicks -- Yes! We have rules so we're not all dicks! Basically, it should be fun to a drunk Don't talk about the Republican Nom Or other politics in this here thread We know! The GOP hates women breasts, And hate(fucks) homosexual asses Don't be a jerk! No more stretched out asses Or horribly and mangled and deformed dicks Hairy-nippled and boil-covered breasts? I don't want to see that shit when I'm drunk. Instead, maybe a kitten with some thread? Or a bunny with a carrot to nom Try a slick pussy you'd like to nom Or Crossfit chicks with super firm asses That's the stuff we want in this here thread Throbbing, aching, meaty and rock-hard dicks (Hey, the Tibettes like to look at pics while drunk! It's only fair for showing us their breasts) Or deliciously bacon wrapped quail breasts Succulent sirloin for me to nom Because some of us get hungry when drunk And just looking can't add fat to asses Frank said he wants to eat some monkey dicks That's I cool I guess? No judgment in this thread That's the beauty of the weekly drunk thread Whether you like tiny tits or big breasts Horny chicks who schlick or some big ol' dicks Whether you spit the cum or om nom nom You like abs, or arms or legs or asses You can discuss it here when you get drunk Phew! I'm drunk, and sestinas are dicks Now all of you post some breasts and asses My contribution to this thread; Love, Nom.
My neighbor just stopped by to bring us some homemade banana pudding. I love banana pudding. I especially love her banana pudding. I hid the container in the back of the extra fridge in the garage. IT'S MINE! MINE! MINE! ALL MINE!
Limericks, huh? A certain someone sent me this one last night: "There once was a man named _______ (my monosyllabic name) Who reigned most handsome over all men He had such power To make a minute an hour And make women fall in love with him..." I've never had a woman write poetry about me before. Edit: Wait, yes I have: a woman I broke up with wrote a caustic poem about what an asshole she thought I was, and how she wished she'd never met me.
Bush removal was a failure. It has wrapped its root system around the gas line and apparently "aesthetics are not worth a potential explosion". Pussies.
If it's wrapped around a gas line, can you call the city? That kind of thing might fall under their control. Typically everything before the meter is their problem.
Bah, like any post from dixiebandit, I will just learn to look past the bush to see the beauty (of the house) behind.
I like Suicide Girls. I guess I like Cookie Monster. Suicide Girl + Cookie Monster = a little strange. A few selections from the album: Spoiler NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW