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WOOOOO THURSDAY DRUNK DRAFT THREAD WOO! 4/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 26, 2012.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    Okay, was I the only one who got excited when they read the first sentence, and was instantly disappointed with the second one, then got a little happy with the third one?




    I think this has got to be one of my favorite bush shots.


    I also really like this one:

    Fun fact: This woman looks like one of my former bosses.
     

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  2. NatCH

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    I'm really disappointed, becase on my old username, I had written a theme for Allord to the tune of the theme from "Full House." I don't remember it all, and it makes me sad.
    It also makes me sad that four years of music school culminated in a re-working of the theme to "Full House" and a shit-ton of debt.

    But you know what makes me happy? Beer.

     
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    Sunday nights are so depressing. Why does it have to be Monday already?!

    I am throwing a house-warming/birthday/kegger/party next weekend with 70 confirmed guests. I am so not prepared for it. So much to clean and prep, and I sill have no idea how many kegs to order!! Fuck.
     
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  4. rachiii

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    I have gotten all dolled up and am taking myself out to make myself feel better.

    Sunday night? Responsibility? Fuck that shit. Also, fuck men.

    WDT, see you when I get back!


     

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    I don't know how much your friends drink, but I bet you could get by with 2. That's about 4 drinks of 12 ounces for each confirmed guest.
     
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    So I just scored a sweet music journalism internship up in Portland like one of those hipster assholes you idiots complain about so much. Suck it. Time for some rum and sexy ladiez to celebrate.



     

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    Charles Barkley just said he's a fan of Rajon Rondo. It sounded to me like he said "I'm a big grundle fan."
     
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    Just opened a bottle of cab. My brain is fried from all of the super-size knowledge being crammed into my brain. Is anyone still drinking? Sunday night, eh, eh?
     
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    Two. Maybe three at the MOST. I would go two like he said. I don't know if you get a refund if you return an untapped keg but two is STILL pretty cool on your part to supply booze, so if anybody complains fuck them.

    The drunker they are, the more they will trash your new place even if they don't mean it. Seventy people is a LOT for any house.
     
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  10. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I know there are very strong feelings about Nicki Minaj on this board, but I just watched her new video and I was mesmerized by her ass:

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    How...?

    Edit: Also, my roommate asked me to watch it to help him decide if her boobs are fake. What say you?

    Edit again:

    Roommate: "Knowledge is power, and titties is awesome."
    Me: "That should be your epitaph."

    That should be everyone's epitaph.
     
    #270 audreymonroe, Apr 30, 2012
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    Nikki Minaj...as much as I'd hate to believe it. Her tits and ass are fake. Yes, she has had an ass augmentation.
     
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    You beat me to it. Look at her when she was younger. Pretty much the same body except now she has an enormous ass. Like, oddly enormous. It's fake.
     
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    Im still having a hard time believing she isn't a man.
     
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    Or a troll:


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    There are few things more frustrating than a broken AC in TX. It's a balmy 80 in this place, and I can't sleep. Doh.
     
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    Funny. I always thought she was the end result of feeding a pig too many laxitives.

    I find her 100% repulsive in every aspect. I can't imagine how a human being could find her attractive. I'd rather lick nicotine film off a bingo hall window that look at another photo of her.
     
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