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WOOOOO THURSDAY DRUNK DRAFT THREAD WOO! 4/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 26, 2012.

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  1. hooker

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    MGD is such a bad and boring beer.
     
    #101 hooker, Apr 27, 2012
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    I can't believe that you'd rather post a pale dude with a fish to represent this event, rather than the BIKINI CONTEST PHOTOS.
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    #102 Angel_1756, Apr 27, 2012
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    And we should dedicate the thread to vaginal mullets.
     
    #103 hooker, Apr 27, 2012
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    That should pump Dixiebandit's nads.
     
    #104 Crown Royal, Apr 27, 2012
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    Best of both worlds, then.

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    #105 Noland, Apr 27, 2012
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    Yeeeeah... Vrbata just scored. I'll drink to that. And vaginal mullets.
     
    #106 hooker, Apr 27, 2012
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    Dude in red swimsuit: "Fuck....I cannot WAIT to exhale once this photo is taken."
     
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    And what's up with mirrored shades in "Florabama"? Is that fashion trend making a comeback now? If so, I'm unpacking my hypercolour shirts and kicking it old school.
     
    #108 Angel_1756, Apr 27, 2012
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    But his sunglasses are "cool." So whatever.
     
    #109 hooker, Apr 27, 2012
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    Challenge accepted.

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    That woman is so ugly I could fucking cry. She unsettles me that badly. There is nothing in this world more hideous than a mullet. I do not understand them or the people that wear them.
     
    #110 CharlesJohnson, Apr 27, 2012
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    Do you think if you fucked yourself with an empty beer bottle that the suction... would like... make your insides explode?
     
    #111 hooker, Apr 27, 2012
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    No, it won't. Trust me, use the nozzle end. Wide end hurts more. Fucking convicts.
     
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    Explode? No. But there is a good chance the pressure difference will get your pussy meat stuck inside the bottle. Doesn't happen a lot, but it does. Keep some liquid inside the bottle? Imagine the fire department coming out for that. Which is exactly why they carry a diamond-tipped drill. Just in case for these little vaginal/rectal emergencies.

    Also, don't put your ass on the pool drain. TTTHHBBBPPPPLTT-T-T-T-T.
     
    #113 CharlesJohnson, Apr 27, 2012
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    Don't stop the rush, mon dear. I won't rest until I see everyone in jams and Vuarnet t-shirts. And would some "Jazz Caps" be too much to ask?
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    #114 Crown Royal, Apr 27, 2012
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    Yknow what? Epicure rocks the shit. I've been making homeade sweet potato chips for the last hour while drinkin Jack Daniels and these things are more tasty than Asia Argento.
     
    #115 Crown Royal, Apr 27, 2012
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    You guys ruin everything.
     
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    BROCK OSWHATHISFACE NEXT PEYTON MANNING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
    #117 hotwheelz, Apr 27, 2012
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    You'll always have that beer bottle.
     
    #119 Noland, Apr 27, 2012
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    On a completely unrelated note, I find this hilarious.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://boniverotica.tumblr.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://boniverotica.tumblr.com/</a>

    That's right. Bon Iverotica.
     
    #120 NatCH, Apr 27, 2012
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