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WOOOOO THURSDAY DRUNK DRAFT THREAD WOO! 4/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 26, 2012.

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    #121 Bundy Bear, Apr 27, 2012
  2. hooker

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    I'm trying the beer bottle thing one day. You just wait.
     
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    -for reasons unkown (in the profound sense of "unknown" I spent the last week pulling 18 hour days in the wilderness
    -on arrival in civilisation, I was unable to decide if a beer or shower were warranted, so I did both at the same time. Concurrent activity!
    -one of the people sleeping in earshot told me, aftera few drinks tonight, that I must have been having some weird dreams on account of the noises I was making. GOD.
     
    #123 ghettoastronaut, Apr 27, 2012
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    I am 100% certain someone, at some point in this board's history, posted a picture of someone breaking a glass bottle in their ass. It is the worst thing I have ever seen. Just something to think about before you fuck a Labatt.
     
    #124 toejam, Apr 27, 2012
  5. zyron

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    I always thought that was a man with pigtails and a woman's shirt. I guess I always hoped that at least.
     
    #125 zyron, Apr 27, 2012
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    The house across the street from my parents burned to the ground today. My mother, in a fit of Asian panic, called me trying to convey what was happening. What she screamed into the phone was, "Wa! Wa! No house! No house!"
    "Mom, calm down. What the hell are you saying?"
    "NO HOUSE! IS BURN! IS BURN!"

    All said, their house is fine, the neighbour's house is gone, and I got to have a panic attack caused by an Asian.
     

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  7. Blue Dog

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    Dibs.
     
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    One of the first gross out videos I ever saw on the internet was one of a girl getting a beer bottle opened in her asshole followed by a direct arch of solid shit. Thanks Consumption Junction for twisting my teenage mind beyond all natural allowances. I don't even know how they opened the bottle, must of had a bottle opener up there or something.
     
    #128 Kubla Kahn, Apr 27, 2012
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    Word to the wise - doing a search for "squirting" on youporn gets you more than you bargained for.
     
    #129 Misanthropic, Apr 27, 2012
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    I challenge someone here to look up and watch one man, one screwdriver. Just hearing the description of it from someone at work was enough to make me visibly ill.
     
    #130 Bundy Bear, Apr 27, 2012
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    In THAT case, don't try One Man One Jar. You'll remove your eyes with an ice cream scoop dipped in iodine to kill the pain.

    (of course, by me saying this, I have tweaked your disgusting curiosities. Go ahead. I fucking DARE you)
     
    #131 Crown Royal, Apr 27, 2012
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    I learned my lesson after 2 Girls 1 Cup. I will not be looking up or watching any of this shit.
     
    #132 zyron, Apr 27, 2012
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    Good grief, I can smell the stupid coming through my computer.
     
    #133 lust4life, Apr 27, 2012
  14. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    You know since Googles latest terms of use update with the opt out tracking I haven't done. I have found myself much more productive not looking up things like this.
     
    #134 Kubla Kahn, Apr 27, 2012
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    Yea mine was after watching Mr Hands. There's no going back to the free innocence of childhood after youve watched a man get fucked to death by a horse.
     
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    I'd like to dedicate this picture to Dixiebandit.
     

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    Was supposed to go to a party tonight, got canceled. Normally I would just take the high road and go out alone to get drunk, unfortunately the ex is in town. Bitch has invaded my turf.
    On the plus side I have a date next week with my name twin which is pretty sweet.
     
    #137 PewPewPow, Apr 28, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    The live episode of 30 Rock this season was so good.
     
    #138 audreymonroe, Apr 28, 2012
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    must. learn. to. SQUASH. curiosity.

    For real, though, that dude must have been in a mind altering amount of pain. Cannot even fathom. I made it not even nearly through the whole video. Just, why, people?
     
    #139 rachiii, Apr 28, 2012
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    I read they did two. One for the East and West with different guest star. Paul Mccartney is one. Kardashian can die in a fire. Which did you see?
     
    #140 zyron, Apr 28, 2012
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