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WOOOOO THURSDAY DRUNK DRAFT THREAD WOO! 4/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 26, 2012.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Paul McCartney. Kardashian was the West coast one? That's awful. Were there enough differences between the two to watch the other one also?

    I screamed when Alec Baldwin made out with Pete.
     
    #141 audreymonroe, Apr 28, 2012
  2. zyron

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    Sorry, didn't watch the show, just read that online because I am a McCartney fan.
     
    #142 zyron, Apr 28, 2012
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    What's up buddies.

    Give me a reason to keep drinking.
     
    #143 Nom Chompsky, Apr 28, 2012
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    I almost look good and you really need to FAP.
     
    #145 Veovis, Apr 28, 2012
  6. Veovis

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    wth does this keep happening. DP...heh heh....double post. My ass any of you actually thought thats what DP is
     
    #146 Veovis, Apr 28, 2012
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    OK so there's a Hangout up if anyone would like to join us.

    For anyone that's new, send me a PM first for details.
     
    #147 Durbanite, Apr 28, 2012
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    So that particular threesome never happened due to the husband, but she's bringing a female friend tomorrow to "hang out." This is going to be glorious if this actually happens tomorrow.
     
    #148 LatinGroove, Apr 28, 2012
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    The world sucks, everything is shit and we're all going to die.
     
    #149 hotwheelz, Apr 28, 2012
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    Only two things you can gaurantee in life are death and taxes my friend.
     
    #150 Bundy Bear, Apr 28, 2012
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    You really want your curiosity squashed? Check out Spacedicks on Reddit. It was mentioned in one of the threads on Reddit, and I decided to check it out. Never again, I tell you.

    On a funnier note, my big dog managed to eat an entire bag of candy last night while we went out for about an hour. What pops up in my feed this morning?

    This:

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    #151 thabucmaster, Apr 28, 2012
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    Oh my God it's 4 am here and I can't goddamn sleep. Which means time for sexy ladiez

    dat ass
     

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    #152 Bread Mustache, Apr 28, 2012
  13. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    MMF threesomes should be outlawed. I'm sorry, but that's too much exposed taint to be considered hot. Male genitalia is gross and we all know this.

    By the way, is this chick a swinger, or just somebody that wants to cheat on her husband with you?
     
    #153 Crown Royal, Apr 28, 2012
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    My vote.

    Fucking grout haze. It has become the bane of my existence. Also, neighbours who hammer and drill at 9 in the morning on a Saturday. I am entirely disgruntled.
     
    #154 Angel_1756, Apr 28, 2012
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    Moderately Gender Fluid

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    Literally or sexually? I guess it doesnt matter, both would be equally annoying.
     
    #155 Juice, Apr 28, 2012
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    Don't suppose anyone knows of anything that will help a body metabolize MDMA faster than normal? I need to sleeeeep.
     
    #156 Chellie, Apr 28, 2012
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    Cocaine. It's your only hope.
     
    #157 ghettoastronaut, Apr 28, 2012
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    Anyone have a cure for a fussy baby and a wife that refuses to get up at night anymore because daddy doesn't get up as much, and she thinks it's unfair?

    I should note: Daddy works two jobs and is working 6 days this week, while mommy is still on maternity leave.

    The air smells like a fight is brewing in this house.
     
    #158 D26, Apr 28, 2012
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    I wouldn't care if Rosie Odonell was in the picture, I must have this woman. Our chemistry is absolutely electric.

    Husband is fully aware of what is going down and has given the green light considering he gets to fool around on his time as well. Fuck that, I may be a pervert but I'm no cheater.
     
    #159 LatinGroove, Apr 28, 2012
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    Try 100 mg of suckitup.
     
    #160 lust4life, Apr 28, 2012
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