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WOOOOO THURSDAY DRUNK DRAFT THREAD WOO! 4/26/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 26, 2012.

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  1. whathasbeenseen

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    Glass of Rioja, The Black Keys and learning javascript at CodeAcademy. Shitty day of weather in London but damn, I'm right where I want to be. Since its break time and there hasn't been any nudity in the last few posts:

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    The lovers of the ass:

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    The love of women. Just dear fucking gawd:

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    The appreciation of chocolate man for the ladies:

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    #161 whathasbeenseen, Apr 28, 2012
  2. PewPewPow

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    " your tights are see-through
    my penis, it is hard
    is this a poem?"
     
    #162 PewPewPow, Apr 28, 2012
  3. Flat_Rate

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    Fucking store doesn't stock Coors Original anymore, what kind of shit is that?

    Keystone Light is what SWMBO got me instead, starting to rethink this relationship..


     
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  4. Psk

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    It is a glorious Saturday when you realise that you have the upcoming Monday off, you have just bought a bottle of Mount Gay Extra Old rum and Plantation Extra Old rum each, and have absolutely nothing to do on Sunday. Rum haze here I come.

    On a completely unrelated (yet related) note:

     
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  5. kuhjäger

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    Ok, am I alone in thinking that tweed Converse shoes look like stoner shoes?
     
    #165 kuhjäger, Apr 28, 2012
  6. FreeCorps

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    Dude, just like you want two women, sometimes the ladies want to have their fun too. Quit being a selfish lover. And I guess how much fun it is depends on your outlook. I have enough of a voyeuristic streak in me that I enjoy myself.
    Went to a local MMA fight yesterday and a fight happened outside the cage when two people from the opposing fighter's camps got into it. It doesn't say much when that was the best fight of the night.
     
    #166 FreeCorps, Apr 28, 2012
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    The one redeeming feature of this God forsaken island is that there is cheap booze in the commissary. $23.99 for Maker's Mark? Yeah, I think I will.
     
    #167 bewildered, Apr 28, 2012
  8. Psk

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    They look pretty happy to me. So, yeah.

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    #168 Psk, Apr 28, 2012
  9. kuhjäger

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    They're 12. They would be that excited if Bieber farted in their general direction.
     
    #169 kuhjäger, Apr 28, 2012
  10. CharlesJohnson

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    "Welcome to FANTASY ISLAND!"
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    I'm going to this place tonight:

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    World of Beer. WORLD OF FUCKING BEER.
     
    #170 CharlesJohnson, Apr 28, 2012
  11. Parker

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    Yes ma'am!

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    She thinks flats are for quitters.
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    Yummsville
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    #171 Parker, Apr 28, 2012
  12. CharlesJohnson

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    Two broken links and a chick a frame away from sniffing her finger. I don't want to throw the term around, but... Hero.
     
    #172 CharlesJohnson, Apr 28, 2012
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    Her closet is a mess. She needs to clean that shit up right quick.
     
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  14. Yukon Cornelius

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    Sounds like Bellator 64 we had a few weeks back at Caesar's Windsor.
     
    #174 Yukon Cornelius, Apr 28, 2012
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    Fixed sir.
     

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    I thought that this was the focus
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  17. CharlesJohnson

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    Your spear and magic helmet?

    MY SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!
     
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    Some random dude pounded on my front door, then incessantly rang the doorbell until I answered it, asked if the "hot girl who drank all the time" was still living upstairs, solicited drugs from me, and then dapped me up and told me to try to get laid.

    It was weird.
     
    #178 Nom Chompsky, Apr 28, 2012
  19. mya

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    Who else had to google dap? This was by far my favorite definition in urban dictionary

    "An acronym for "dry anal powerslam", which is rough anal sex with no lubrication used."

    And, yes, I can imagine that was quite odd for you Nom.
     
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  20. Psk

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    Still, just odd though. You win some, you lose some. Sometimes you get fucked in the ass without lubricant.
     
    #180 Psk, Apr 28, 2012
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