BRING ON THE BIEBS! Wait… what is my mom wearing… NO, Bieber. Definitely Bieber. Unless it was like something super hot. Focus: a) Once a year, someone will show up unexpectedly and break one of your wife/husband's kneecaps with a tire iron. (If you're not married, then your boy/girl friend, or your best friend, etc.) Nobody, including the police, will ever be able to figure out who is doing it or why it's happening, and you can never explain or prevent it. b) You perceive every song you hear for the rest of your life to be Them Bones by Alice in Chains. (5% of the time it will be the acoustic version, in case that helps.)