Well, home before midnight with a pretty solid buzz. Pretty sure that I have half of a 12 pack of Coors Light left...I think we all know where this is heading. You know, ever since college I have had a habit of fucking with people while I am drunk by surprising them with my balls. Its always pretty hilarious. One of these days the drunk thread will be stumbling along as usual, and then...BAM. Balls. Each one the size of a cadbury cream egg, at least. Everyone is always surprised at how big they are. I'm just sad that they always outshine what really matters. Anyway, am I going to drink these last 6 beers? You're God damn right I am.
Sure, but there aren't many things worse than a good wine hangover (a champagne hangover tops the list, followed closely by tequila). My parents sent me a six pack of my favorite midwest beer for my birthday (leinenkugel's Honey Weiss). I have one left, but I'm only drinking them when sober, and with good meals. No sense wasting good beer at a time when swill like Bud Light works just as well.
Well I'm off to da bar. Should be a fun night. Some buddies are playing and they are actually pretty good. If the mood is right I may get up and jam with them a bit, as they told me I had to and they were bringing an extra guitar in case. Fuck... Oh well, lets see how it goes. I see everything is carrying along smoothly here. Fernanthonies threating to post his balls and all. Yikes.
Beam Black reporting in. Fucked up week. Happy to be drunk. I have a bowl of Honey Nut pipe tobacco waiting in the wings. And then some sleepy time for me. Work is coming on the horizon in 8 hours. Not looking forward to that. Just shoot me now. But its not eight hours from now. Its now. And now is good. Oh and thank God and the 8lb 6oz baby jesus for Firefox spell check or this wouldn't be coherent. Amen.
bad thing about going to stomping grounds- apparantly my ex married my really good friend 3 months after we broke up. im not taking it well
Spoiler Ha! I laugh at you drunkards and your feeble attempts at being drunk funny. I do veryily indeed!
As well you shouldn't! I would suggest finding solace in the bottom of a bottle of whiskey, but I rather like Beefy Phils suggestion.
Or hooking up with random skank in front of her. That's satisfying in multiple ways. I don't believe women will understand why this is a good idea, but holy shit, does that sound relaxing to me.
Got stood up tonight, went out and had La Fin Du Monde and Delerium Tremens. Stopped at the neighborhood bar, drank some more with my Peruvian friend Iszayied. Starting to get a headache.
fuck the bar. im sitting ing the truck waiting on everyone. i know its been a couple years, but you don ever want to hear that the second love of your life is married RIGHT AFTER you break up to your best friend. they had obviously been fucking around while we were living together. i may be drunk, but this hit me hard. im on my phone, so this is REALLY summed up.
lemme put it this way- the core of this is lost because im on my phone. bu to answer- he was my closest friend at the end of my college life, but we did not keep in touch when i moved away for a number of reasons. bottom line- this should not be messing me up the way it is. but it is. im sensitive to stuff like this
I've decided that all the people that I am friends with on facebook that I barely know or havn't seen or talked to in years...I am going to start commenting on their pictures and status updates with very awkward comments. Should be fun.
Just got finished cricket nearly two hours ago and only just calmed myself down after the stupid umpire denied me wickets because he is both deaf and blind as well as stupid. Once calmed down I've realised I'm in that mood so I'm having shower rums before I walk down to the local, catch you all when I'm smashed.
I'm not drinking this weekend, solely so I can drink more when I go to Melbourne for the Anzac weekend. MW2 is making the lack of alcohol less painful. I might switch to Fifa online soon.
Facebook keeps telling me to talk to dead people. So. Shower beers: amazing. Public pool beers: amazinger. On an unrelated note, don't punch anyone in the face who is wearing a hockey cage.
Jebus, I started drinking at about noon yesterday since I finished academics in Flight School. Shots and a lot of beer later we ended up at my place then the bar. I don't remember much from the night, but was forced to wake up to my sister and her friends driving down from Michigan for spring break at 530 am. It's early, I'm still drunk, and it'll be a very, very long day.