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YEEEE-HAAAAW! EARLY EFFIN' DRUNK THREAD 1/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Somebody needs a hug.
     
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    Au contraire: somebody needs a stiff scotch with a reliable way to still drive safely and without sky-high liability.
     
    #202 ghettoastronaut, Jan 28, 2011
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  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    The amount of boobies in this thread is disappointing.
    So . . . here:
     

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  5. Crown Royal

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    My dear friend Ryan popped up again just now, demanding that board members stop calling his house and texting him (he openly posted his entire contact information, so nuts to him). Scootah was kind enough to post his monstrously retarded bullshit stories on 4chan, so let the games begin.

    He says he's deleting everything to do with himself and his site, but that shit is here to stay. We're going to make this kid a star if it's the last thing I do.
     
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    It's the sexiest song of all time. That song fires up the babymaker more than a Color Me Badd video marathon.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Or a tampon.
     
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    Midol and Vodka is what I do.
     
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    I would just pan fry it with some butter and a little salt and pepper.

    But I'm an unsophisticated simpleton in the kitchen so who knows.
     
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    Mine's being lashed naked to the front of a 4x4 and driven pedal-down through a mature cornfield. Takes the edge off, and chicks dig scars.

    LOTS of 'em.
     
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    Great Divide Wild Raspberry Ale, it's a taste sensation.
     
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    So apparently we're backing both the Egyptian government, and the rebels?

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/egypt/8289686/Egypt-protests-Americas-secret-backing-for-rebel-leaders-behind-uprising.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... ising.html</a>

    Can't we just not back either, save a lot of cash, and create a lot less enemies? There's no points for difficulty.
     
    #212 BL1Y, Jan 28, 2011
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    Never mind that shit. I'm more concerned that Diddy collapsed the WTC and stole $100 billion. That and he really fagged up Kashmir.

    On the bright side: red wine teeth.

    Wonder what RGCT is doing in Egypt about now. Probably some squat BO laden dude is giving that American pig dog the flogging he deserves.
     
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    Get a cast iron skillet NASA hot. Throw the rib eye into the skillet. Wait a few minutes. Flip. Sear for a few more minutes. Finish off in oven to desired doneness.
     
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    Another fine way is to simply season with salt and pepper and cook it under the broiler in the oven for 4-5 minutes a side (for medium rare). Make sure it is very close to the element, and use a broiler pan. If I'm feeling fancy, I'll put a pat of butter on the steak after I flip it.
     
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    Dieting can go fuck itself. Time for some sausage and a nice shillelagh shake.
     
    #216 BL1Y, Jan 28, 2011
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    What is this?

    Have you expanded your alcoholic dessert repertoire?
     
    #217 Gravitas, Jan 28, 2011
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    It's a Guinness.
     
    #218 BL1Y, Jan 28, 2011
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    Margaritas, Gyros, weeds marathon with the wife.

    This is an excellent way to spend a Friday night.
     
    #219 D26, Jan 28, 2011
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    Afterwork drinks. I only had two though so it's ok.

    Yes, they were 40 oz. each. So?

    It's weird. Three seperate people have commented, in different scenarios, about how soft my hands are.

    I'm a pusssssssy
     
    #220 Nom Chompsky, Jan 28, 2011
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