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YEEEE-HAAAAW! EARLY EFFIN' DRUNK THREAD 1/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    The driving has finished; let the drinking commence!
     
  2. Fernanthonies

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    No kidding.

    I figured it was a thinly veiled reference to masturbation.
     
  3. BL1Y

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    My level of boredom can only be expressed in exactly five words:

    Stay a while and listen.
     
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    A tomato is considered a vegetable in cooking but is technically a fruit. Either way is correct. Oh, it's also a berry...I'm not making that up either. Tomatoes are post-op trannies.
     
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    Is that like Alien vs. Predator, where whoever wins, we lose? Or do they think it's like Justin Bieber vs. Miley Cyrus: whoever loses, we win?
     
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    Younger members, help me out. I like to wear beanies in the winter and just bought one with a small brim. How are you supposed to wear this thing? Straight on (Kinda looks like I am wearing a baseball helmet), to the side a little or to the side a lot?

    This kind of hat.
     

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    Let's get something straight: that is a toque, not a beanie. Witness:

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  8. DrFrylock

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    I would go with a 45 degree angle and a cute scarf to maximize the extent to which you look like an orphaned street urchin girl who is just waiting to be adopted by a hard-nosed single guy who never had kids, so you can teach him how to love and he can teach you how to trust again.
     
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    First time I bought one with brim, didn't know that they have their own name. I am going bald and shave my head, I have about 20 of the beanie types.

    Edit: Wait, they aren't called beanies? That is what they were called when I bought most of them.
     
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    I wear brimmed ones backwards only because they interfere with my ski goggles, but most wear them crooked.

    In other news my wisdom teeth extraction today went fine and they gave me penicillin and vicodin. A couple weird things happened throughout my experience:

    -I was paying for the co-pay beforehand and the receptionist said it was $326, with the insurance covering the rest. I asked her if I could pay half now and the rest on Thursday (as it is pay day). She said it was fine that I paid 200 now and 200 on Thursday. I then
    questioned her math and she reverting to saying that it was indeed only $326 total and half of that was what I owed today. What the hell?

    -When looking for a spot to put the IV in my hand, they stuck the needle in, wiggled it around like a joy stick, and then took it out. They then went to look for a locale in my arm and repeatedly said, "It's tough to find a spot, your arms are so muscular," (I'm not jacked at all). She then went out her way to say it about 3 more times. It was a bizarre thing to say to someone whos average build, so she's either blind or a passive aggressive bitch.


    -After the procedure, I woke up with my belt cut and a sore ass. (Just kidding)
     
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    So what you're saying is that you're still alive and I can't have your things like you promised in the Snow day thread? Dammit.
     
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    I'll make a deal with you, if I misuse my Vicodin or die in the next impending snow storm on Tuesday/Wednesday, it's yours. (Except my iPhone, that's going in the coffin)
     
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    Quit it with your silly Canadian-isms.
     
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    What absolutely slays me is that I know a girl, born and raised entirely in Canada, who didn't know they were called "toques" until her early 20s and had previously called them "beanies".

    I mean, how.
     
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    Scotch!

    Trying some Glenkechie (or however it's spelled), it's really good but it's no French Oak Reserve.

    Also, got The Girlfriend's tv hooked up and it looks great. Watching Dr. horrified Sing Along Blog at the moment on Netflix, great stuff.

    Blurays to come soon.
     
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    Cherry Doctors, Ketel One vodka, shaken with ice. Bleh. Too fucking sweet.

    As soon as I got home I broke out the Pyrat Rum over ice with a lemon slice. All is right in the world.
     
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    Whatever happened to abneretta?
     
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    I'm here tonight. Sober but here.

    Things have been crazy lately and I haven't made time for TiB like I should. Clearly my priorities are all out of whack.
     
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    *BREAKING* New Egyptian Government Announced *BREAKING*

    President: Hosni Mubarak
    Vice President: Ra from Stargate
    Minister of Self Promotion: Zahi Hawass
    Minister of Defense: Imhotep's Mummy
    Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: The Scorpion King
    General of the Air Force: Col. Akir Nakesh from Iron Eagle
    Minister of Culture: Surviving members of The Clash; responsibilities include rocking the casbah.
    Minister of Antiquities: Harrison Ford
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    Minister of Publicity: Omar Sharif
     
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