Heh. I went to see a Hoodoo Gurus concert (shut up, I'm old) in the late '80's I think, and they were opening for the Bangles. After the HG were done, we pushed our way up front to get a close look at Susannah Hoffs and then left after one song.
I'm finishing my second glass of cab. And eating peas with crushed red pepper. Klassy lassie, this one.
"Another bride, another grooooom, another sunny, honeymooooon . . ." http://cgi.ebay.com/Macon-Whoopee-H...8424?pt=U_Hockey_Fan_Shop&hash=item19c2c3dd18
My friends have turned into a bunch of pussies. All they do is sit at home watching movies, and if god forbid they do go out, they don't venture more than a couple miles from their sloth lairs. Looks like I'm drinking by myself at the bar again...which I knew in the back of my mind would happen anyways. Entertain yourselves with some anti-jokes. http://anti-joke.com/
Susanna Hoffs may be the hottest woman who ever lived. She just turned 52 and still looks like this: However, I remember her for looking like this: There's not that much difference, really. That's what happens when beautiful women choose NOT to butcher their face.
Holy fuck, Fry. You're correcting spelling in the drunk thread? Quick, someone alert Jennitalia to not post this weekend unless she's sober. /Steve Martin/ Well, excuuuuuuse me! /Steve Martin/ Heh, I even Googled the Bangles to see if I was spelling it correctly, read it and typed it wrong. Too many beers. I don't think it matters, though. There's nobody here.
POOR SPELLING IS THE BELLWETHER OF LAZINESS THAT PRESAGES EVERYTHING GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET. WE ARE THIS CLOSE, PEOPLE. THIS. CLOSE.
WTF is everyone? Damnit! I'm tipsy and I want to make an ass of myself without leaving the comfort of my home....plus I deleted all of my exes' phone numbers...
GUESS WHAT??!! I'm shithoused on Terrapin and my wife's pansy ass rum. And I can spell like a mf! Go mods, go! If you can distinguish between they're, their, and there, and to, too, and two, then you're already better off than 60% of my facebook friends. That's pretty sad. Good thing I'm not a mod. I would week-ban folks for shit like that ^^^ Damn, I'm drunk.
I'm here too. A friend of mine told me that he found a GREAT truck for sale tonight. Long story short, it's a 10k dollar truck for 4k. I told him that I'll buy it with cash money first thing in the morning. My wife approved. Does that mean I'm successful?
On another note: Why do people have to call me generic fucking nicknames all the time? I just had a conversation with a guy where he called me "bubba" no less than three fucking times. Don't call me bubba, boss, big guy, or any other bullshit nickname that makes me want to punch you in your oh so punchable face. You have a name and I use it. How about you have a little common courtesy and do the same. Or I swear to God I will smile and laugh and act like it is not bothering me at all and continue the conversation! Fuck my life.
Yeah...it's like "honey" or "sweetie" for me. It pisses me the fuck off. I'm not your honey/sweetie. Back the fuck off and use my name. Or call me "hey you". I'd prefer that.
Agreed. It's not endearing. It's fucking annoying and condescending. I would still rather have that though than people fucking up my real name. At what point do you try to correct people and when do you just declare the battle lost?