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YEEEE-HAAAAW! EARLY EFFIN' DRUNK THREAD 1/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. uzisuicide

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    Chill, hoss, you must be in the south.
     
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    It all depends on your relative standing to that person in terms of age and social/job rank.
    Crotchety old neighbor who wears black socks with sandals? No worries.
    Middle aged, same job as you? Laugh it off.
    Canadian who lives on a lake and (secretly) controls all of the internet while playing bagpipes? Hurry up and chug, you are falling behind
     
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    No Kidding, down here in the deep south, if a guy, especially an older man, calls me 'Hoss,' that means that I'm awesome.
     
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    South-ish. Oklahoma doesn't really count, imo.

    I forgot about hoss though.

    However with the Native American population around here I don't get "chief" anymore, so that is a plus.
     
  5. TX.

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    OK is like no man's land. They want to be south, but they aren't. But, they aren't midwest, either, and they aren't big enough to be their own entity like Texas. It's deep. O rsomething.
     
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    For the record, "bubba" is not cool in my deep south opinion. That's way too red for me.
     
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    For the record, "bubba" is not cool in my deep south opinion. That's way too red for me.
     
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    Exactly. Kansas is the same way.

    Talk about another shit state. At least the western side anyway.

    That place is a barren fucking wasteland. Much like Ryan Millirorn's soul.
     
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    And one more thing: when I get done having sex, I like for my women to be like my mailbox.....



    outside my house!!!!*

    *stolen joke from Jon Lajoie
     
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    Bwahahaha.
     
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    Damn I was expecting "beaten with baseball bats by neighborhood teenagers."
     
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    Or "blown up with a dry-ice bomb."
     
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    So here's the question of the day for all of you sports fans:
    Jay Cutler was voted the guy no one wanted to hang out with in a Sportsnation poll to....Roethlisberger and Vick. Without getting into details that would derail the conversation...Cutler has a rep for being a jerk to the media and strangers! The others where charged and/or convicted of felonies! Roethlisberger was charged more than once with a violent, sexually deviant crime!


    My question is this: How did we get to this place as a society? How in the hell did the cult of personality come to rule so ruthlessly? Better yet, how come we let trivial things such as sports dictate our emotions instead of letting them be weekend entertainment which enriches our lives?

    Fuck, I'm having another vodka...I played organized sports for 15 years btw
     
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    Lets see...
    1.Hanging out with some zero personality stuck up quitter.
    2.Hanging out with a bunch of gangsters watching dogfighting.
    3.Getting pussy.

    Hmmmm...I just can't choose. Between 2 and 3
     
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    Whatever you say slick.
     
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    One more thing...WTF people. It's goddamn sports and you are getting viscerally upset at what you perceive to be a guy acting like a pussy. It's all conjecture combined with hearsay, yet left and right people rant to DJ's about how they would react in that situation...Listen...shut it. The few who are professionals at the highest level (in any profession) have the combination of talent/work ethic to which we can only dream of. They literally were able to do things at such an accelerated rate that only a select few in the world can keep up with. Talking about how in high school you overcame the flu to go 2-5 with 3 RBIs and a stolen base means nothing. Most professionals called that an average day in high school!
    So please, everyone who wants to talk about how they would react in a certain situation despite how horrible their credentials are...shut it. You sound like Uncle Rico and are a bigger idiot than he (not aimed at SwanpDonkey).


    To amend for the drunken rant
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    Mother figures I'm ll bonds of. Fucked up. Wetn to the local strip club abg sown a lot of money
     
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    I've been working since 5:00 AM this morning. I just found out that I'll be able to hand over and gtfo at 8:00 PM tonight. Seriously, fuck this job. Fuck On Call. Fuck computers and fuck the IT industry. I need a fucking drink.
     
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    It's 4AM. The wife and I are white boy wasted...Dance with us.


    EDIT 3:00-6:00+ is sick; turn it up.
     
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