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YEEEE-HAAAAW! EARLY EFFIN' DRUNK THREAD 1/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. JGold

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    After a night of drinking, ordered pizza. Hooray decisions!!
     
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    I counter with...
     
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  3. Stimpson J Cat

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    Fuck.

    Just got called up by my girl at 3 am. She went to a mixer, and got too drunk to make it back on her own. I had to meet her at the student union (where she had been carried by two guys that she doesn't know), held her hair while she threw up in the sink in the women's bathroom, then literally carried her four blocks back to my place. This I am fine with. It comes with the territory.

    But the kicker? She drunkenly confessed to me: "I may have made out with [ex-boyfriend]."

    That's the limit.

    Fuck.
     
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    Getting a little later...



     
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  5. Natty

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    It makes my dog bark, and I'm out...

     
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    Goodnight...
     
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    Or "with a dead fetus inside."
     
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    The guy that I went on my first "real" date with played this song as soon as I got in the car, my name being Brooklyn. I'm pretty sure it was on a cassette tape too.
     
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  9. satan rae

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    I have a flu/cold/sickness that rivals any hang over that I have ever encountered so I feel as if I should be posting in this thread.
    I am so, so very tired and almost have hit the hallucinations state of the sickness and as fun as that may sound I am honestly scared. Watching The Office and drinking tiny sips of water, FUN.
     
    #289 satan rae, Jan 29, 2011
  10. Juice

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    Good morning TiB. I present to you some tits. Because why not?

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    EDIT for TMR: PUFFY NIPPLE WARNING
     
    #290 Juice, Jan 29, 2011
  11. taste_my_rainbow

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    You should have included a puffy nipple warning.
     
    #291 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 29, 2011
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    NO WAY! Awesome nipples. I got a bit of a chubby looking at them.

    Uh, I'll be right back.
     
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    Are you kidding? Kansas is about as midwest as you can get. Ask a hundred people to name a midwestern state, and I bet a large proportion of them say Kansas. We may not have much, but don't take away our identity.

    And, damn, I should have been here last night. This joint was hoppin'
     
    #293 mya, Jan 29, 2011
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    I'd have said Kansas is great plains. Ask me to name a midwest state, and I'm going to say Ohio.
     
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    There may or may not be boobs here:

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    Ohio would never register for me as midwest. First of all, it is pretty far east....and ...um....north. I guess I would consider that Great Lakes Region.
     
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    [​IMG]

    It's west of the original 13 states.
     
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    Just got back from an awesome training ride. Thankfully it was about 25 degrees warmer than last week. Time to binge eat!
     
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  19. Luke 217

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    Great news everyone. Walgreens is now selling their own beer. Fiddy cents a can bitches. Now I can get my prescription of Valtrex filled and get a sixer at the same time.
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    Anyone want to guess what it tastes like?
     
    #299 Luke 217, Jan 29, 2011
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    Judging from that little tan quote at the bottom of the can, it probably tastes like water.
     
    #300 bewildered, Jan 29, 2011
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