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YEEEE-HAAAAW! EARLY EFFIN' DRUNK THREAD 1/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. framerpro

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    My dad has a friend from high school who built his own porsche to race. He raced it in portland a few summers ago, but didn't race last year because he had a blown motor and his wife died. I got to work on the pit crew for his car which was awesome, let alone walking through the pits and seeing all of the other cars. Needless to say, can't wait till he comes back to portland / gets over his wifes death.
     
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  2. Nettdata

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    Cool! Portland is one of my favourite tracks.

    We still race down there every now and then, in the Rose Cup, and in the 12 Hours of the Cascades.

    [​IMG]
     
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    You're my Nettdaddy.
     
    #363 hotwheelz, Jan 30, 2011
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    I neeed a new batteryh iofor my macnoook. Do I get an "I FUCK A DUED WHO WORKES AT APPLE DISOVCUBT?" does anyobody know??!?!?!
     
    #364 jennitalia, Jan 30, 2011
  5. Nettdata

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    Don't ever change.

    Oh, and I have a bunch of mac batteries... and there's a big "fuck a mod" disovcubt, for a short time only.
     
    #365 Nettdata, Jan 30, 2011
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    I have checked with some displaced Egyptian scholars and I believe this word is discount.
     
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    Heyyyyyyyy! I'VE SUDDENLY BECOME ILLITERATE!
     
    #367 hotwheelz, Jan 30, 2011
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    These same Egyptians have told me this means: WILL SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TOUCH MY PENIS.
     
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    Dude... desperation is never the answer.

    The correct vernacular, given in the proper commanding tone, is

    "suck my cock, you cum-hungry slut".

    And she knows who she is.
     
    #369 Nettdata, Jan 30, 2011
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    MY MOM TOUCHES IT ALL THE TIME!

    ...for showers n stuff
     
    #370 hotwheelz, Jan 30, 2011
  11. Nettdata

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    We're now 5th in class, 16th overall.

    Beware the Angry Beaver.
     

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    Like my dad always told me before big wrestling matches, "Fuck 'em up!"

    I was in a strip club for the first time tonight. Not bad.
     
    #372 katokoch, Jan 30, 2011
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    The other night, my roommate actually told a girl, "It sucks the dick or it leaves."

    She didn't leave.
     
    #374 MoreCowbell, Jan 30, 2011
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    So nice change of pace tonight. Went with a girl to an art party at a local bar. The art sucked, but met a few cool people and got a $650 longboard for $150 plus a couple shirts and hat's. I am fucking stoked about this, and it's a very quality board and looks pretty sweet. I'll post pictures tomorrow after I ride it around the neighborhood. Anywho, I ended up going bowling(?) with this girl, just me and her. I played all the cards right tonight, but she just isn't the kind of girl I would end up hooking up with, not sure why.

    OH!! At this bar, there were topless girls painted to look like they were wearing suits. One girl had pretty nice high B's but she was wayyyy to fucked up and pretty much falling all over they place...and probably high as a mother fucker. So she was awesome to watch as she bounced around and danced and shit, basically topless.

    AND I WON A FUCKING LONGBOARD!!!!

    Edit, On a good note, all the proceeds from this party went towards a well known and well liked guys kidney transplant!! I've probably given about $300 to charities/good causes in the past couple weeks!! Good feeling.
     
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    Tee hee
     
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    The only thing worse than old people sex is old people dirty talk.
     
    #377 hotwheelz, Jan 30, 2011
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    Quit being a hater hotwheelz or we will post pictures
     
    #378 Queen-Bee, Jan 30, 2011
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    Bar sucked tonight. Buncha wierdo's. House is much better. Tearing up Rock Band with the roommates, made nacho's with a full rotisserie chicken, chili, homemade salsa, and jalapenos. Vodka and scotch are flowing. I like commas. And vicodin.
     
    #379 SwampDonkey, Jan 30, 2011
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    I WASN'T ON YOUR LAWN!
     
    #380 hotwheelz, Jan 30, 2011
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