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YEEEE-HAAAAW! EARLY EFFIN' DRUNK THREAD 1/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    As someone with (at best) a splotchy beard, I find this whole line of conversation patently offensive.
     
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    My mother didn't love me enough, and your mother just raised her rates. Nothing is going my way.
     
    #442 BL1Y, Jan 30, 2011
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    His mother makes you pay! Hahahahahahahaha!
     
    #443 Nettdata, Jan 30, 2011
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    Don't you listen? Its because of his face.
     
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    I've never shaved my face before.
     
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    Me neither.
     
    #446 Dcc001, Jan 30, 2011
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    Vanilla Absolut and coke, perfect end to a crazy fucking day.


    All I know is...

    a) probably gonna be back on the market again soon

    b) my car needs to be exorcised

    c) I am really glad I found a Percocet

    d) I made over $200 in cash at work

    e) Sam Elliot has the sexiest 'stache ever
     
    #447 PIMPTRESS, Jan 30, 2011
  8. BL1Y

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    I've seen more girls drink this (with Diet Coke) than Cosmos, Lemon Drops, and Skinny Bitches combined.
     
    #448 BL1Y, Jan 30, 2011
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    Pimptress always motivates me to start drinking.
     
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  10. BL1Y

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    [​IMG]
     
    #450 BL1Y, Jan 30, 2011
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    Again? You know, there are better ways to make money than selling yourself into slavery. I mean, the first 3 or so times are kinda normal, but after that buyers *are* going to start asking questions, doubting your reliability and such.
     
    #451 Crazy Wolf, Jan 30, 2011
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    Music please...............

     
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  14. TX.

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    I have two half-full bottles of wine from this weekend. I'm thinking I need to kill one of 'em.
     
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    A whole half bottle, TX?

    Woot Woot!

    Let's party!



    Yea, I'm the old guy at the 2:34 mark.
     
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    I'm giving serious thought to one of those fucking Lokos in my wine cooler. Yeah, I have a wine cooler, eat a panda's ass. Rotten weekend calls for rotten drink. See y'all next Tuesday.
     
    #456 CharlesJohnson, Jan 30, 2011
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    I bought a cheap ass helmet like this one at a Party City when I stumbled upon it and the joints are leaky and the tubing is too narrow. I'm contemplating putting in new tubing so you can actually drink like you want to out of it rather than barely sipping on foam.

    My mom sent me home with some chicken tamales made today courtesy of a Mexican family that moved in near us and we got to know. Holy shit these are good.
     
    #457 katokoch, Jan 30, 2011
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    He needs to shave that shit off his face.
     
    #459 Diablo, Jan 30, 2011
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    Holy shit, I've never heard of this chick before, but Sofia Vergara is fucking hot. And her dress tonight is nothing short of stunning.

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    #460 Dcc001, Jan 30, 2011
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