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YEEEE-HAAAAW! EARLY EFFIN' DRUNK THREAD 1/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    Goddammit dude. That's a fucking Sex on the Beach.

    Changing the name doesn't make it manly.
     
    #161 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 28, 2011
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    I think he should give Milly a call and ask him if he wants to meet up for drinks.....and to pick up chicks too. Yeah!
     
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    I'm willing to bet that he carries a "man" purse too.
     
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    Nice try, Brosephine Baker, I carry a satchel.

    Fine. If you insist on having a super manly drink, just try my "Lick Your Belly Button From the Inside"

    1 part peach schnapps
    1 part orange juice
    1 part lemonade

    Mix equal parts of each ingredient in a highball glass, top with ice, and serve.


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    #164 Nom Chompsky, Jan 28, 2011
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    Imma buy you a drankkkkkkkkkk...

     
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    If the drink is half cranberry juice, then yeah, it's a girly drink. If it's vodka with a splash of cointreau and a splash of cranberry, then I don't care what color it is, it's a glass of liquor. What makes it manly is that you don't give a fuck what color it is. Men don't care about that shit.
     
    #166 BL1Y, Jan 28, 2011
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    [​IMG]They look so nice on you.
     
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    Fuck you're dumb. THAT'S A FUZZY NAVEL.
     
    #168 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 28, 2011
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    If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, then it is a fucking duck. Same thing, Rainbow Brite. Do you get an umbrella with your girlie smoothies too?
     
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    The umbrella gives it an aesthetic flair, Brois Lane.

    You might be right. I had it in this biker bar down in Dallas, they might have just changed the name. This one is guaranteed panty-dropper, though. I call it a "Stiff Breeze: The Stiff Refers Both to the Potency of the Drink and of a Hypothetical Penis, Sorry if That Wasn't Clear"

    3 parts Stolichnaya® vodka
    1 part cranberry juice
    1 part pineapple juice

    First, add cubed ice, then add the three parts stoli, then add the pineapple juice and last but not least, add the cranberry juice for color. I'm sporting a partial just thinking about it.


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    Beer is the girliest drink out there.

    I mean, yellow is the new pink, right?
     
    #171 BL1Y, Jan 28, 2011
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    Just stop. Manly drinks don't have fucking fruit juice in them.

    And that last one... that's a Bay Breeze.
     
    #172 taste_my_rainbow, Jan 28, 2011
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    I beg to differ.

    Exhibit A:

     
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    Really? Screwdrivers.

    They even sound manly.
     
    #174 Misanthropic, Jan 28, 2011
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    I like to get some diet cranberry and some lime juice, and throw in a spritz of vodka. How's that?

    So what if my penis is super tiny, I'm still a man right?
     
    #175 Sam N, Jan 28, 2011
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    Bloody Mary.
     
    #176 BL1Y, Jan 28, 2011
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    Yeah, you just have no balls.
     
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    Fine, if you don't think mixed drinks are manly, what about this? It has a commercial name that I can't remember, but I just call it SuperBeer:

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    #178 Nom Chompsky, Jan 28, 2011
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    Well, at least you didn't say peanut butter and jelly.

    And just because they're so cute and we love dogs.
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    If there's something wrong with a Singapore Sling, I don't want to be right.

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    Next you'll tell me admiring a man's physique in the gym shower is gay. Or wearing a pencil mustache while videotaping little league games is queer.

    This stupid world.
     
    #180 CharlesJohnson, Jan 28, 2011
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