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YOU GODDAMN RIGHT ITS DRUNK THREAD TIME! 1/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 20, 2012.

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  1. D26

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    Emotionally Jaded

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    I just searched for Crown Royal and got a lot of responses, so I'm not sure which is you.

    But, I think someone just found you.
     
    #241 D26, Jan 21, 2012
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    The Big Four-Oh

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    I found you, Crown. Accept my circle invitation and I'll throw you into the ring.
     
    #242 Angel_1756, Jan 21, 2012
  3. Rumble

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    Is a G + circle kind of what Whores With No Names was talking about earlier? Sounds kinky and a little gay... I like it!
     
    #243 Rumble, Jan 21, 2012
  4. bewildered

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    Like your tattoo?
     
    #244 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
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    Watch your drinking this time eh?
     
    #245 FreeCorps, Jan 21, 2012
  6. bewildered

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    I'm being good, I pronise.
     
    #246 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
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    Yeah, pretty much. Ok, I'm a grown man with a cat tattoo (2 if you count a panther head) should I call GLAD now and get it over with or is pm'ing Nom pretty much the same thing.
     
    #247 Rumble, Jan 21, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I've been learning a lot of fun new vocabulary from the other ladies I work with at Planned Parenthood, who are literally all from the Bronx, and even though my friend and I were just going for a quiet drink or two at a bar within walking distance, I was kind of still hoping I'd get feisty enough to get into a fight with someone and get to use my new fighting words. For example, I'd want to yell "YOU'S A BIRD." Or, "YOU JUST A BUMBITCH." I think I'm just a little upset because my best pal in my training group - a large sassy male to female lady - mysteriously quit or got fired halfway through the day today and left without a word.

    Anyway, I completed the night perfectly, because I came back to my apartment and somehow managed to get my roommate to think that cooking up his Trader Joe's tacos was a favor to him from me, when really I'm the one getting free tacos. It has just been taking me a while to make them. First, I forgot about them entirely. Then, I laid them out really nicely on the pan, went to go to do some other stuff while they were cooking, and then walked past the kitchen to discover that I never put them in the oven. They're ready now, though, and life is great.
     
    #248 audreymonroe, Jan 21, 2012
  9. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    THAT'S A GREAT FUCKING WIN!
     
    #249 Trakiel, Jan 21, 2012
  10. Gravitas

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    Surrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee ya are.
     
    #250 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
  11. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    CAT TATTOOS ON MENNNNNNNNNNNNNZ

    MEOW.
     
    #251 Crown Royal, Jan 21, 2012
  12. Blue Dog

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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS FROWNED UPON!!
     
    #252 Blue Dog, Jan 21, 2012
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    You're a buncha rule breakers! ER maybe tradition breakers heyyyoooo
     
    #253 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
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    I HAVE MORE REP POWAHAHHHHHH YOU CANT TELL ME WAT TO DOO!!!!
     
    #254 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
  15. Gravitas

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    You could have tattooed a passage from Twilight and it would have been less terrible.
     
    #255 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
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    I guess I must really like pussy... or something like that.
     
    #256 Rumble, Jan 21, 2012
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    OR be a pusssy whaaat?
     
    #257 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
  18. D26

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    [​IMG]
     
    #258 D26, Jan 21, 2012
  19. Gravitas

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    IF the world was a fair and reasonable place that tattoo would ensure you get no pussy for the rest of your life.

    As is....Snooki is out there.
     
    #259 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
  20. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    10,000 reps...that's BETTER than perfection.
     
    #260 Crown Royal, Jan 21, 2012
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