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YOU GODDAMN RIGHT ITS DRUNK THREAD TIME! 1/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 20, 2012.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Meant to say, I think it's probably time for a rep reset, although I really don't think it would mean anything; it's a pretty intimate circle jerk here.
     
    #261 Trakiel, Jan 21, 2012
  2. bewildered

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    I;ll intimately curlce your jerk
     
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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    I AM RESPONSIBLE!
     
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  4. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    WTF? Where did my post go?

    edit: Nevermind, apparently I can't tell the difference between the quote and delete button.
     
    #264 Trakiel, Jan 21, 2012
  5. Gravitas

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    Yeah some weird shit just happened.
     
    #265 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
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    My powers are too strong.
     
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    Very true, I'm not going to lie... this wasn't the best idea ever but I don't regret it for a second and it's not like it's the only tattoo I have and I am almost convinced that I'll get more than a few "Awww, cute!" comments from girls and really, thats all that matters.
     
    #267 Rumble, Jan 21, 2012
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    Captains Morgans, bitches! Pretty sure I'll be buying a new alternator tomorrow in addition to the new set of tires I was already planning on, so I'm drinking tonight.

    By the way, this was a couple months ago, but look who I saw at my Step Brothers rehearsal dinner!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Awww cute is not the same as awwww yeaaah lemme get somea dat. Yeah. Tell us aagiain when you get laud because of it.
     
    #269 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
  10. Rumble

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    Quoted for posterity
     
    #270 Rumble, Jan 21, 2012
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    Just call me Topher

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    Will that matter when you are 57 years old?

    When they think you use it to lure children close to you?
     
    #271 Crown Royal, Jan 21, 2012
  12. Gravitas

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    Here is the best advice I can ever give you:

    Run away from any girl that compliments you for that. That is a whole new level of fucking crazy. And don't stick your dick in crazy.
     
    #272 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
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    He already has a windowless white van and candy corn.
     
    #273 FreeCorps, Jan 21, 2012
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    You know what's really something I should probably be ashamed of? The trainer had me doing bicep curls today, and I did as many as I could before my arms got tired. Or I should really say my arm got tired, because I stopped when my left arm couldn't go on even though my right arm was still going pretty strong.

    Edit: I really shouldn't be admitting this stuff, should I? Stupid alcohol impairing my judgement.
     
    #274 Trakiel, Jan 21, 2012
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    aka someone jacks off a lot.
     
    #275 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
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    Solid advice, but you're about 15 years too late for that my friend
     
    #276 Rumble, Jan 21, 2012
  17. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Fuck you don't have to be so tactless about it...
     
    #277 Trakiel, Jan 21, 2012
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    Huh. There is a distinct possibility that Nom gives a better blowjob than me.
     
    #278 Angel_1756, Jan 21, 2012
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    The Big Four-Oh

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    So we're clear, Blue Dog, you're missing one hell of a show.
     
    #279 Angel_1756, Jan 21, 2012
  20. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    No, you can stick your dick into crazy, provided:

    1. You bag it and flush the condom down the toilet when you're done.
    2. Crazy does not know your real name, where you live, or how to contact you.
    3. Crazy doesn't know any of your friends. See above.
     
    #280 Trakiel, Jan 21, 2012
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