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YOU GODDAMN RIGHT ITS DRUNK THREAD TIME! 1/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 20, 2012.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    So far The Descendants is boring as hell. I'm 40 minutes in...is it worth finishing?
     
    #281 audreymonroe, Jan 21, 2012
  2. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Wait a minute, didn't someone mention that g+ had some video capabilities as well? What the hell is going on in there?
     
    #282 Trakiel, Jan 21, 2012
  3. Rumble

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    Good call because you know what? Crazy usually lets you put it in her butt. True story.
     
    #283 Rumble, Jan 21, 2012
  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Crazy WILL find your friends, because crazy WILL follow you. Crazy will know which drawer is the one you keep your undies in. While you're at work.

    Every breath you take.
     
    #284 Crown Royal, Jan 21, 2012
  5. Arctic_Scrap

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    Vodka/Cranberry wasted. I am now joining the conversation,
     
    #285 Arctic_Scrap, Jan 21, 2012
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    The guy in the bottom left window, he's just in awe... That ladies is the look when the panties start droppin!
     
    #287 Popped Cherries, Jan 21, 2012
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    Haha that's a look of mild amusement. No one thought to take a screenshot of him deepthroating a banana and then eating it.
     
    #288 Bundy Bear, Jan 21, 2012
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    What is this world coming to?!
     
    #289 Fernanthonies, Jan 21, 2012
  10. downndirty

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    I have a dark birthmark on my upper right thigh, literally 3" right of my junk. I decided to have morning sex. She was not really awake, started giving me some mouth lubrication, saw the birthmark, thought it was a giant tick and started screaming. With my dick in her mouth, my hands on her shoulders. She then shoves me backwards, falls off the bed and sprains her shoulder. Keep in mind this is something I have had since birth, in a location/situation she has been familiar with for over 2 years now.

    In order to reduce the trauma, I go for donuts. I fall down a flight of stairs literally a wall from where she is sitting. I bruise my ass and sprain my elbow. She thought the sound was the beginning of an earthquake.

    Later, I try to have shower sex, only to have to do nude, gladiatorial battle with a giant cockroach that crawled up the drain, with her trying to climb the walls of the shower, screeching like a banshee.

    It has rained for 11 straight hours now, so we have watched half a season of Sons of Anarchy and not left bed. Fuck this weekend and domestic bliss.
     
    #290 downndirty, Jan 21, 2012
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    In four-and-a-half hours I will be at a birthday party with 25 four year old girls.

    There is no act, no matter how sick, evil, twisted, or depraved, I would not gleefully perform if it would get me out of going to this party.
     
    #291 Noland, Jan 21, 2012
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    The only chance you've got is to start eating mushrooms immediately.
     
    #292 Sam N, Jan 21, 2012
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    In 5 and a half hours I will be arriving in Vegas.

    There is no act, no matter how sick, evil, twisted, or depraved, I will gleefully perform as long as I get back safe by Monday night.
     
    #293 ryan mc, Jan 21, 2012
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    Im pretty sure that guy is fedor emelianenko. How the hell did you guys get him on gchat?
     
    #294 Frank, Jan 21, 2012
  15. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Show up in a robe and say 'Hey, isn't this an unsupervised sleepover?'

    Having 'Jerry Sandusky' sewed onto the robe may help.
     
    #295 The Village Idiot, Jan 21, 2012
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    It's really sad how excited I am about shopping for hardwood floors and paint. Really sad.
     
    #296 hooker, Jan 21, 2012
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    During renos to my house, I got excited over taps... I can kind of understand the excitement over paint.
     
    #297 Iamme, Jan 21, 2012
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    Nobody is surprised by this.
     
    #298 ghettoastronaut, Jan 21, 2012
  19. hooker

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    I am! I have a skills competition for axe throwing this afternoon that's going to cut into my decorating time. Sad face.

    The Discovery Channel website is really making me angry this morning. Not even Command+R is fixing it! Piss off.

    Edit: Got it! Here's a clip they did on the axe throwing league. Pretty well done.
     
    #299 hooker, Jan 21, 2012
  20. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Daughter's first swimming lesson today. The anti-authority attitude she has may not work out so well.
     
    #300 Crown Royal, Jan 21, 2012
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