Fuck all y'all, I would give her the business on a bed made of retard sandwiches. I've been listening to this on repeat all day. I feel like there is a good chance it will offend Crown's sensibilities.
If that video is representative of his other work I'm surprised he isn't in jail after causing so many epileptic fits. I honestly still have a headache from forcing myself to sit through that fucking travesty/
I really do not want to believe that there is a living, breathing entity in human form that could think this video is a good idea. The lyrics were bad enough, but the video....fuck me. Put the two together, and part of me realizes this is not a joke or parody, but part of me is incomprehending of how it could possibly be anything but. And I will give Lady Gaga this - her shit is catchy. If I hear her music and ignore the lyrics, it's almost enjoyable as background noise. This shit is just atrocious.
Lady Gaga might be as vacuous, vapid, inane, whatever, but her music is leaps and bounds above that cacophony earlier.
No. Hype Williams has a definite style, but this one isn't representative. These are more Hype-Williams-y
Her first song, "Let's Dance", is her best song. As a DJ I enjoyed playing it on weekends, it has a jarringly catchy rhythm to it. After that, all those hair colours and make-up effect or whatnot must have bled into the part of her brain that prevents a human being from buying into their own hype (see: Dennis Rodman). After that, she did NOT become unique. ANYBODY can think up goofy fashion shit off the top of their head and pass it off as "edgy" (I hate that word) watch this: My emsemble for this evening's Blockbuster Video Awards will be even more prestegious then the show itself. I will wear a tuxedo tailed double-breast with no shirt on underneath whatsoever, mesh underwear (no pants), leather socks, wearing an unstrung wooden tennis racket around my neck while carrying a Ming vase filled to the brim with moist cat shit. Hey, look at me TiB!!! I'm an edgy fashion designer!!! The shit is so easy, it's hilarious. As for her music, anyone that considers her beats powerful should check out Tiesto, The Warp Brothers, John Digweed, or D.A.V.E the Drummer and prepare to have your cochleas melted. She utterly PALES in comparison to beat, synth and texture innovation.
How many jokes can be made while buying caulk? Turns out, a lot. "I prefer white caulk. I think it looks better."
https://www.gojohandsfree.com/ I'm not sure if this guy is serious, but I just saw a commercial for it while spacing out in front of the TV. I'd say this might be the next snuggie, but I doubt even the people dumb enough to buy a blanket with sleeves would go for this thing. My favorite moment in the commercial comes around 1:15.
Get me a knife to cut this out. All the gaps are filled with hard caulk. And toejam: ...I present The Ostrich Pillow. So you can nap at WORK without being disturbed by coworkers trying to do their jobs. Seriously, you stick you head in this fucking thing so you can sleep at work or school. Tah-dah. However, there's creepier shit out there:
I just went sledding down an iced over hill on a carpet I found in the trash. It smelled like cigarettes, and now so do I.
My mom really knows how to make me feel like shit with baseless accusations that I am too speechless to even respond to. Go mom....
"That's a lot of caulk for such a small girl." "Remember to use both hands on that caulk." "Look at the way that white caulk drips out of your crack. Go ahead wipe it off." "Put the tip into your hole deeper. PUT THAT CAULK IN DEEPER!" "Don't put it in your mouth, caulk sucker."
This is why I hate when people compare her to Madonna. Madonna back in her day really did push boundries; what boundries has Lady Gaga pushed? It's just like you said, she wears outrageous outfits, big fucking deal.
Now there's a man who knows how to live in the moment. Fuck all of you who have snow. The midday average temperature here doesn't drop below 20 C even in the middle of winter. It's depressing having a dry season and a wet season instead of variances in temperature year round that don't just involve being hot or fucking hot.
You would have to be high off your ass on airplane glue to compare the two. That's like saying "You know, I think all the attention that Michael Jordan received kind of took away from the fact that Scottie Pippen was almost as good as MJ." Morons. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.