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YOU GODDAMN RIGHT ITS DRUNK THREAD TIME! 1/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 20, 2012.

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  1. xrayvision

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    Did she accuse you of rape?
     
    #341 xrayvision, Jan 21, 2012
  2. bewildered

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    Even worse: she accused me of being lazy for not willingly fucking over possible employers.

    Crazy, I know.
     
    #342 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
  3. Crown Royal

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    THIS, my fine feathered friend, does not happen in nice weather:

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    That was 45 minutes from me, a huge pile-up on highway 402 that killed a slew of people. Sun and clear grounds that foes NOT happen in. That snow that gets blasted over the roads like that by dry winds makes the pavement like polished glass. NO brakes at 120 kph (70-75 mph).

    We are constantly surrounded by disasters like this from November until April.

    Fuck snow and winter. In the ass. With a knife, while it's face is shoved into an open rice bag to muffle the screams.
     
    #343 Crown Royal, Jan 21, 2012
  4. FreeCorps

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    You guys should have a nice lunch at the Olive Garden and talk it out. kidding, kidding! Hopefully everything works out ok.

    In other news, good lord how did I go all those years without a foam roller? I honestly love this thing as much as it's possible to love an inanimate object (and as the internet has taught me, the possibilities are endless).
     
    #344 FreeCorps, Jan 21, 2012
  5. bewildered

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    FUCK OLIVE GARDEN!
     
    #345 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
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    Uh, you do realize that (the bolded above) pretty much describes the only 'boundary' that Madonna pushed as well.

    For those of us around at the time Madonna came out, she was a pop artist. Her work? Reductive. Dance/Synth music was nothing new, and there were plenty of people around doing it. Was she a good marketer? Absolutely. A 'boundary pushing' musician/singer?

    Not so much.
     
    #346 The Village Idiot, Jan 21, 2012
  7. Crown Royal

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    CLEAN ICEBERG LETTUCE FTW
     
    #347 Crown Royal, Jan 21, 2012
  8. Gravitas

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    The first time I went to an Olive Garden it was on a double date.

    Our waiter was a bitter 50 year old guy who looked like he had a rough go of life recently.

    So we get our food and he wants to know if I want some fresh parmesan. I say okay. He puts some on there, but as he finishes he had to rush to the kitchen or something and he whipped parmesan cheese all over my face and chest.

    I immediately turned to my date and said "Now I know how you girls feel."

    I'm so smooth.
     
    #348 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
  9. mya

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    OK, I am reading back so this is totally a non sequiter I am sure, but holy moley what type of shenanigans have I been missing out on. Time to drop out of my real life for this online fun.
     
    #349 mya, Jan 21, 2012
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    Clean going in, dirty going out.....into the toilet.
     
    #350 bewildered, Jan 21, 2012
  11. Gravitas

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    Your husband would have encouraged you to attend last night.
     
    #351 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
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    If Gravitas made a blog just to tell us about his women foibles, I would read it. And I know I'm not the only one.
     
    #352 MoreCowbell, Jan 21, 2012
  13. Gravitas

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    I could come up with a few more, but unfortunately I have sort of just given up post college, so there isn't a whole lot of new material.
     
    #353 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
  14. mya

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    Pfft, I'm married, what do I need to know about blow jobs?

    (let's see if this can incite any sort of 'discussion' like group circle jerks, prenuptial agreements, or law making has)
     
    #354 mya, Jan 21, 2012
  15. Gravitas

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    I'm sure he wants you to succeed professionally.
     
    #355 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
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    You give blowjobs? You probably shouldn't be allowed around kids.
     
    #356 ssycko, Jan 21, 2012
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    So it turns out I might have been drunk last night.
     
    #357 Nom Chompsky, Jan 21, 2012
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    Here's a video.

     
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  19. Crown Royal

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    [​IMG]

    I honestly think the man gravitates towards the psychotic and/or foot-in-mouth syndrome even more than I do.
     
    #359 Crown Royal, Jan 21, 2012
  20. Gravitas

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    The Wii Remote Defense League doesn't think that is a good excuse Mr. Chompsky.
     
    #360 Gravitas, Jan 21, 2012
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