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YOU GODDAMN RIGHT ITS DRUNK THREAD TIME! 1/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 20, 2012.

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  1. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    Invites sent.
     
    #441 bewildered, Jan 22, 2012
  2. PIMPTRESS

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  3. Czechvodkabaron

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    I'd like to get on the g+ if I could. PM if you would like to invite me, please.
     
    #443 Czechvodkabaron, Jan 22, 2012
  4. JoeCanada

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    What is it with you people and your chats? Can't we just have an anonymous drunk thread like normal human beings?

    Here's a picture that made me laugh:
     

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  5. Frank

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    I feel like I should put this in the shitty landlord thread, but I like him and it's a one off, but I lost heat. Not hot water mind you, but heat. It's like 30F up in this bitch, I like the cold and all, but this is a little ridiculous.
     
    #445 Frank, Jan 22, 2012
  6. Sam N

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    Yeah, furreal, f the chats. You are all very pretty people, especially the women, but the chats don't really work so well.
     
    #446 Sam N, Jan 22, 2012
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    If only you had the flames of a dragon to warm your chest.
     
    #447 Crazy Wolf, Jan 22, 2012
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    Well, that was fun people of G+, but I think that it is time to go pass out now.......
     
    #448 mya, Jan 22, 2012
  9. bebop007

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    There are times I am tempted to join G+ chat. Especially since I am super drunk right now.

    But I feel, Durbanite nerds it up just fine without me.

    Plus, you know, Nom deep throating, Wii motes and what not.

    edit: Plus, you know, bewildered would be all "Nyet! Brock Samson! I can only got to second base!"

    Although, I think there is a woman I may or may not have kinda sexual tension with.

    I may be kidding myself with that though. G+ chat is where I could get TiBette input, though.
     
    #449 bebop007, Jan 22, 2012
  10. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Well, that was an eye-opening chat. We learned that at least two(female) people here are sexual predators. Those with small children, beware bewildered. And a TiB crush was inadvertently revealed.

    Also, Freecorps needs to have his own thread since he works for Penthouse and neglected to tell all of us.
     
    #450 dubyu tee eff, Jan 22, 2012
  11. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I'm sorry G+'s technology can't accommodate the weird yellow underground rave you live in.

    I think I just watched Whores pass out on his keyboard.

    Edit: I just want to clarify that I'm not one of the sexual predators.
     
    #451 audreymonroe, Jan 22, 2012
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    I just got toothpaste all over my daughter's cat. That was the 4th least freaky thing of my night.
     
    #452 Queen-Bee, Jan 22, 2012
  13. Flagrant

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    I can't help that I am just really really ridiculously good looking.
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    I too spilled a creamy white substance on your daughter's pussy.
     
    #454 Aetius, Jan 22, 2012
  15. Crown Royal

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    That photo goes quintuple for Russian women. Face it: Russian women are the most beautiful on earth, and around the time the hit 55 they turn into fast-motion Ark Of The Covenant melting death, only with plastic scarves wrapped over their head.
     
    #455 Crown Royal, Jan 22, 2012
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    I like how you pm me the exact message you put here. Seriously though, my computer must suck or something. I'll look into the various why's and their solutions... Do you guys think that the yellow tint to the camera is causing the shitty reverby mic and laggyness, or the other way around?

    He's living in a world of darkness!
     
    #456 Sam N, Jan 22, 2012
  17. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    A sexual predator would of course deny s/he was such. Just sayin...
     
    #457 Trakiel, Jan 22, 2012
  18. rachiii

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    It's ok guys, it doesn't have to be a secret that you have a crush on my pussy (cats). Although furreal, why does the fun stuff happen when I decide I need to sleep?

    In other news, this morning i successfully peed WITH my ben wa balls in. How's that for muscle control?

    ps. i am also not a sexual predator
     
    #458 rachiii, Jan 22, 2012
  19. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    That's already been addressed. See above.
     
    #459 Trakiel, Jan 22, 2012
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Sadly, this morning I peed and my Ben wa balls slipped out.

    Splish splash!
     
    #460 Nom Chompsky, Jan 22, 2012
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