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YOU GODDAMN RIGHT ITS DRUNK THREAD TIME! 1/20/12

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    The best "Men On A Mission" film ever.

    Lots of politicians in Arnie's team in Predator: Arnie was a governor, Jessie Ventura was governor, Sonny Landham (Billy the laughing scout) ran for Ohio governor but lost because people in Ohio hate natives and their evil casinos. You'd think a state with a name like that would have more tolerance.

    Fun Fact: Hawkins, the guy telling the joke in the clip is Hollywood "product" script writer Shane Black! (see: The Last Boyscout, Long Kiss Goodnight, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, etc.)
     
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    It's not just for women. Men can do it too. It is the equivalent of repeating the muscular movement of squirting out the last few squirts of piss at the end exercise.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    If you'll excuse me, I'm going out to my shed to find the sturdiest rafter and hang myself by my own shoelaces.
     
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    You should use a belt, I've found that shoelaces break before I'm even close to cumming in my Girl Scout costume.
     
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    I like doing kegels at church. There's something nice about clenching ones pussy while the congregation sings Abide With Me.
     
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    So my PL from Afghanistan is in this month's GQ, the article brought up all kinds of fun memories. Unsurprisingly, drinking while reading the article was not the most genius idea.

    On a side note, I went to visit him at BAMC on my mid-tour leave while he was in physical therapy. Spending the day with him and then going out to dinner in San Antonio was absolutely heart-breaking. The guy looks like a stud now compared to early 2009, so you can imagine the stares we got in a restaurant.


    edit: punctuation
     
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    "I'll answer questions from one person."
    "I'm just wondering if you can tell me why the first guy was arrested."
    "For resisting arrest."
    ......

    Much hilarity, as the limping, decomposing body of the occupy movement trudges along.
     
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    Ok, maybe I drank too much last night, but I have no idea what's going on in this post.
     
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    Let me see if I can read between the lines. His PL (platoon leader??) probably was significantly injured in Afghanistan and he is talking of his visit and is getting a bit nostalgic and sentimental.

    That is my best guess anyway.
     
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    "Baby, I could get absolutely lost in your pussy..."

    Or maybe this is a case for your magical reverse psychology trick. "I never liked when women did kegel exercises, they just don't do anything for me."
     
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    [/quote]

    "My Platoon Leader from Afghanistan is in this month's Gentleman's Quarterly, the article brought up all kinds of fun memories. Unsurprisingly, drinking while reading the article was not the most genius idea.

    On a side note, I went to visit him at Brooke Army Medical Center on my recreational leave from deployment while he was in physical therapy. Spending the day with him and then going out to dinner in San Antonio was absolutely heart-breaking. The guy looks like a stud now compared to early 2009, so you can imagine the stares we got in a restaurant.

    BAMC is one of the major burn hospitals in the country. His friend was severely injured while deployed.
     
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    Win.

     
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    Today is absolutely beautiful. 65 and sunny. I went for a run this morning and ran a few errands. I'm bummed I have a ton of reading and studying to do before tomorrow. I wish I could do it outside. I'm too ADD for that. Boo, Responsibility!

    Here's a frightening thought: what if those girls are doing Kegels and are still loose?
     
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    Let's go FlaccccccoooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Choosing Steven Tyler for the national anthem was a terrible idea.
     
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    Is it just me or does he look ridiculous with that moustashe? I believe there's a hierarchy of facial hair and that's a 'stashe that should only be worn by defensive ends or linebackers. Or if you play for the Raiders.
     
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    No, but he looks ridiculous with the handlebar additions to the moustasche.
     
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    Yeah, that's what I meant. Those additions make it hard for me to take him seriously.
     
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    He looks like a 48 year old meth head that works the night shift at an independent video rental place called "Get Reel Video."
     
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    This is relevant to whatever everyone's talking about.

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