The downside of signing anything on Change.org is the influx of emails. Often of "I don't understand economics" sort. But yes, lesbian torture clinics (of which I have three separate emails) is definitely my favorite.
I just went to a birthday lunch hosted by a woman old enough to be my mother that was at least as vulgar as the average convo on here, if not worse. I was probably the youngest by at least 6 years. I like to think that my time here is just a small, occasionally embarrassing, portion of my life, but perhaps that's untrue... ALSO: fuck the patriots. and billy cundiff.
In case it hasn't been made clear enough already: Pats didn't win so much as Ravens lost, but go Pats. And fuck the Giants with a rusty sword.
Not like those debonair folks in Detroit and Los Angeles and their precious hoops game. At least Shaq paid for three of the police cars. Above photo brought to you by those that are not Canadian.
I... what? I know Americans aren't the brightest of people, but seriously? Have you become so inured to sports riots in the United States that you just don't notice them anymore?
Wow, I think I'm a front runner for least thought out post of the year. In my defense, alcohol. Edit: And my team making it to the super bowl. How many of your Canadian hockey teams have made it to the motherfucking superbowl? BITCH.
That one is funny, but the "Why can't I eat my waffle" above it is a close second. Are these angry husbands forced on strange diets by their wives and looking for logic? Kids stuck on healthy breakfasts? Stoners that can't find the outlet for the toaster? What??
Happy New Year, folks. Gong hei fat choy. Hope everyone's year of the dragon is amazing and wonderful. Now go eat some oranges and noodles.