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YOU GODDAMN RIGHT ITS DRUNK THREAD TIME! 1/20/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 20, 2012.

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  1. Parker

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    False, the first football game I ever watched from beginning to end featured the Patriots. The first team I ever bet on was the Patriots. The first bet I ever won was on the Patriots. The first Superbowl I ever watched featured the Patriots. All of the above was the same game. I've only been a fan of the Patriots.

    Don't be a hater.
     
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    I remember the story
     
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    The definition of a front runner.
     
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    Maybe Williams and Cundiff can share a safe house somewhere? I'm thinking Europe, where nobody cares about the NFL.
     
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    Bill Bullshitincheck is a cheater. Period. He openly said he cheated the minute he started coaching the Patroits in 2000, but it's okay "As long as the tape wasn't used during the same game". Fuck off and die.

    I always wanted an out-of-control fullback to run over that cross-armed creep. He looks like a child molester, and you ALL know it.
     
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    Maybe he means Pats-Bears? Or Pats-Packers. If you stuck around after either of those two SB's I don't think you could really be considered a front runner.
     
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    You went on a date to see The Skin I Live In!?!?!! Did you even know about its subject matter?

    Kika: ALSO not a date movie. Almodovar is one sick, twisted homosexual.
     
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    I view that the same way I view steroids in baseball. Everyone gets all up in arms about the few they catch, but if you really believe that they are the only ones doing it I have a bridge to sell you.
    Plus with as much game tape and scouting resources as teams have today seeing a walk through is not really that huge, unless the Rams had some super duper fumblerooski type play they were cooking up.
    I remember Rod Woodson saying in an interview how he watched as much football as he could because sometimes you could catch audible calls or signals, and if they weren't being changed from game to game you could know what play was being run.
     
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    Dear everyone:

    Today I'd like to speak to you on behalf of flannel sheets. They are amazing, and I don't know how I survived this long in life without having them before now. I feel like the infant jesus in his swaddling clothes. Now is truly the winter of my discontent, for no longer shall I endure cold nights and sheets that do not softly caress every inch of skin.
     
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    I'm flummoxed how anyone can think Spygate was "swept under the rug" when it was a national headline for months and is repeatedly brought up ever since.

    It's like saying, "Everyone forgets about Bill Clinton's BJs."
     
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    Your post, just now, is the first I'm hearing about any of this.
     
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    1. It wasn't a date.

    2. Yes, I vaguely knew. But I didn't know to what extreme extent it would push the boundaries of what is too ridiculous and fucked up to make a movie out of.

    3. But we got to the theater at a weird in between time for movie show-times, and that was the one that we would miss the least of since it was only five minutes in.

    4. The only other Almodovar movie I saw was Talk to Me when I was 16, and all I remember is the guy being little enough to climb inside the vagina of the woman who was in a coma. (Or something.) I've been avoiding his movies ever since, but I thought maybe I'd be old and cultured enough to appreciate one by now. Nope. Never again.

    5. I've been leaving entire words out of my entries today. I don't know what's going on with my brain.
     
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    For the last time, and then I'm never entering this argument again; Belichick taped the jets' signals in plain view of everyone. There was no massive super secretive hidden conspiracy. He claimed he misinterpreted the rule, which isn't that hard to believe considering the way he did and the fact that you're allowed to bring in lip readers, but it turns out taping signals is illegal. He took responsibility for it, and then proceeded to give the rest of the league a season long ass raping without need of any illegal taping. The idea that the patriots should have titles stripped, or that Belichick's entire legacy should be tarnished is so asinine and stupid it almost makes me want to never visit a sports forum. If a coach of another team, let's say the ram's head coach or the bengal's coach had done this people would have shut the fuck up about it within a couple months of the incident. If anything the penalty Belichick and the pats got was too harsh, but then again I'm a crazy person and this obviously has nothing to do with hating the patriots and being sick of their success.

    In other news, Landshark is an underrated beer. Smooooooth baby.
     
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    Flummoxed? You're Flummoxed? You're not Flummoxed at all. You're just a word fag. Now fuck off, you flummox face fucker!
     
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    Sorry I occasionally read books without pictures, dude. It's really not that obscure of a word.
     
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    It is in Texas.
     
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    Not even necessary, in this case. I personally got it from Dr. Seuss's unpublished classic The Lemmings get Flummoxed.
     
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    There are two I tell ANYBODY to see, though I think Talk To Her was his best film, the two anybody should see:

    All About My Mother (a must)
    Live Flesh

    No rape scenes. Promise.
     
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    It is sort of a weird word though. I mean it sounds like slang for something sexual almost.

    So this chick was flummoxing me right, just going at it like a puppy goes after peanut butter inside of a kong toy...
     
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    I think it sounds like something you would use to attach two pipes together.
     
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